Thursday, February 25, 2021

Day 347, Quasi-Quarantine: "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" Marks David Foster Wallace At His Finest


 "I'm starting to see just why turn-of-the-last-century Americans' biggest fear was of anarchists and anarchy. For if anarchy actually wins, if rulelessness become the rule, then protest and change become not just impossible but incoherent. It'd be like casting a ballot for Stalin: you are voting for an end to all voting."

At his best, David Foster Wallace's writing evokes a more-poignant, less-funny Hunter S. Thompson, and parts of "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" feature Wallace at that best. 

"Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they decline to bear the psychic costs of being around other humans."

His depictions of a midwest state fair ("Getting Away from Pretty Much Being Away from It All") and a luxury Caribbean cruise are hysterically covered, and among the finest essays I've read. And his musings on tennis -- the sport that defined so many of his formative years -- show his love of the topic. 

"The general sensation is that of being in the middle of an armpit."

"There's an atmosphere in the room -- not racist, but aggressively white."

Admittedly, his tendency to make up words can be off-putting, and he doesn't always win the battle of not taking himself too seriously. However, the essay format is where he thrives, letting him dabble before letting the density of a story drag him down. 

"They're all the kind of men who look like they're smoking cigars even when they're not smoking cigars."

"It turns out she sort of likes to toss off a horrific detail and then get all vague and blase when a horrified listener tries to pump her for details."

"The very best way to describe Scott Peterson's demeanor is that it looks like he's constantly posing for a photograph nobody is taking."

The work is shot through with prescient renderings of middle America's mouth-breathing, Trumpian morons, revealing the author's keen observational talent.

"They're the type you see slapping their kids in supermarket checkouts. They are people who work at like Champaign's Kraft and Decatur's A.E. Staley and think pro wrestling is real. I'm sorry, but this is all true. I went to high school with KMart People. I know them. They own firearms and do not hunt. They aspire to own mobile homes. They read the Star without even a pretense of contempt and have toilet paper with little off-color jokes printed on it."

Overall, Wallace appears to be having more fun here than in "Infinite Jest." His ability to both immerse himself in and yet set himself apart from an experience just might be his wheelhouse -- and "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" best captures his brilliance in this format.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Day 346, Quasi-Quarantine: Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats Set The SNL Stage On Fire


I admit that I was only vaguely aware of Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats prior to his recent appearance on Saturday Night Live.

His performance of "Redemption" caught me completely off guard, and when he followed it with "A Little Honey" from his album "Tearing At the Seams," I was blown away (fair warning: his backup singer in the middle is a bit distracting and impossible to ignore).

Needless to say, I've been scrambling to "celebrate his entire catalog" <"Office Space" nod> ever since. His genre has been termed as folk-pop, but I detect a bit of Americana and even soul creeping into his music as well.

I get the sense I have a bit of catching up to do on Rateliff's career, but I look forward to exploring his music more.

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Day 345, Quasi-Quarantine: A Live Look At The Virtual Onboarding Process


How are administrative access and credential procurement tasks going nearly a year into the pandemic?


Just fine.

Why do you ask?

Monday, February 22, 2021

Day 344, Quasi-Quarantine: Karabast -- Zeb Is Here!

 

One of my favorite "Star Wars Rebels" characters is Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios, the Lasat warrior. Unfortunately, the rarity of his Lego minifigure is such that insane prices abound for his procurement.

A workaround was found, however. Somehow, someone was selling "just" Zeb's head, at a (to me, anyway) reasonable price. I jumped on the deal, then set about trying to replicate the appearance of Zeb's official minifigure.

I tracked down a yellow torso/leg combination (origin unknown), then removed the arms and replaced with flesh-colored appendages. Using the head as a model, I found a similarly purple color in our craft kit and proceed to paint the arms to match. 


As a bonus, I colored his "feet" the same color since Zeb is a bare-footer. And I found an instruction guide to the set he comes with and was able to re-create his weapon from spare parts.

Now, touch-ups will likely be needed, as running missions with Zeb invariably chips off some of the paint. However, I couldn't be more thrilled with how the disparate parts came together in hacking a bonafide Zeb.

"Karabast," indeed!

Friday, February 19, 2021

Limerick Friday #497: Clawing Out From The Grays -- Day 341


Emotions are raw
Life's hit us in the jaw
Set it all aside
Take it all in stride
Because happy Mardi Gras

Amidst all the commotion
There is no magic potion
The work gets done
Even under the gun
But gonna need that promotion

A young retirement for Luck
Then Rivers quit before he did suck
The Colts turned to Carson, hence
That's the direction they Wentz
Think other teams may say "Oh f*&k"

Frosh trying to grow
Pace starting to slow
Experimenting with a zone
Usually elicits a groan
Up is the only Pack way to go

Rain all day
Fall into the gray
The cold, it chills
Emotions, it fills
Persevere, the only way

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Day 340, Quasi-Quarantine: Celebrating Cupid Day With A Lovingly Rendered NC State Battalion Tooper

 

For Valentine's Day, my building partner surprised me with a custom-painted NC State helmet atop a clone trooper minifigure. No word on how tears are handled inside the headpiece itself.

In addition to a more traditional Wolfpack ARF trooper, this minifigure goes well with the Colts and Dolphins Battalion troopers, respectively.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Troopers have a 50% accuracy rate
And the Pack does, too

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Day 339, Quasi-Quarantine: Happy "Yardi Gras" To One And All


At the very least, let it never be said that New Orleanians aren't creative.

Laissez les bon temps rouler, indeed.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Day 337, Quasi-Quarantine: Nailing The Drunk Karen Vibe


It was a slightly disappointing Saturday Night Live with Regina King as host this past weekend (although Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats killed it), but this sketch had me rolling.

"Birthday Gifts" drilled so many Etsy wall-hanging energies.

Friday, February 12, 2021

Limerick Friday #496: The Walls Are Closing In -- Day 334


Retreats that are over the top
Zoom meetings make me wanna pop
Breakouts and revisions
Disagreements and divisions
Please just make it fucking stop

She's hotter than the sun
And soaring toward #1
Phoebe Bridgers on the SNL card
But she was trying too hard
Guitar-smashing more desperate than fun

A mean zone they play
And foul all day
A whiner for a coach
But considered above reproach
Even as a booger eater all the way

In the 'burbs, midlife crisis fears
In your garage, awkward beers
Get a flat-brimmed snapback
Go 40 in a cul de sac
Spout conspiracies, then cry quiet tears

Mahomes running for his life, gosh
While Brady won and got sloshed
Will he ever go away?
Is what Belicheat did say
While tearfully spooning Josh

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Day 331, Quasi-Quarantine: Pouncing On A Wolfpack ARF Trooper Lid


While scouting (pun intended for later reference) for Star Wars Legos minifigures, I came across a separately sold ARF trooper helmet. Originally included in the Elite Clone Trooper & Commando Droid Battle Pack (set 9488) from 2012, this helmet immediately seized our attention.

The unique mold features a fin on top, larger mouth area, and a built-in visor. The design is evocative of an Imperial scout trooper/biker scout, but what sets this helmet apart is the intricate and distinctive printing.


While this version has been attributed to the Rancor Battalion, the helmet's logo and top-helmet red markings clearly depict a member of the 104th Wolfpack Battalion.

The Advanced Recon Force (ARF) trooper was primarily charged with scouting and intel gathering, often riding an animal, AT-RT, or BARC speeder on such missions. The rarity of the minifigure itself and the stellar detail work of the helmet made this a must-get for our building team.

Go Pack.

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Day 332, Quasi-Quarantine: Mental And Deadly "Red Rock" Simply Won't Let Go

 

As someone who's been tearing through British crime dramas, I don't totally recall how "Red Rock" landed on my plate. But I'm now fully immersed in this never-ending series set in a fictional town near Dublin.

How to describe "Red Rock"? It's a procedural soap opera populated with flawed main characters, irresistible Irish lasses, stunning brogues, mind-numbingly repetitious mistakes, and isle-sized plot holes. Yet I cannot look away.

The pacing is stellar, as each episode runs 22 minutes, with mini three-episode (or so) arcs stacked atop some compelling through-lines. I recently completed season 1's staggering 80 episodes, and season 2 features 80 more, with season 3 totally slacking off at 70 epis.

It's a series not worth overthinking, and best to enjoy the craic and ignore the dodgy bits while you root for shifting with wagons in pubs, chasing skangers into their kips, and pursuing chancers while on obbo. All while downing a scoop o' Guinness.

Yes, I'd say this series hits me where I live.


Tuesday, February 09, 2021

Day 331, Quasi-Quarantine: Netflix Tackles The Cecil Hotel


Netflix knows me well, sending me a tablet notification recommending "Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel."  When a trailer creeps me out sufficiently, I cannot resist.

Starts tomorrow ...

Monday, February 08, 2021

Day 330, Quasi-Quarantine: Please Just Make Tom Brady Stop

 

10 Super Bowls, seven titles, five MVPs, one insufferable human being.

Can we vote him out?

Friday, February 05, 2021

Limerick Friday #495: The Pack Women Make A State-Ment -- Day 327


Knocked off #1
Then did it again for fun
Doing more with less
And under Wolfpack Wes
Not even close to done

Bucs and Chiefs, which?
Brady's a MAGA bitch
KC booed social justice
Cheer for one, must us?
A Super Bowl damn glitch

A team that can't jell
If you couldn't tell
Rotations that puzzle
Fundy wearing a muzzle
The Keatts era not going well

Moving on from Mitch
Who can't play a stitch
Replacing Rivers
Gives Indy the quivers
Bears and Colts in a QB ditch

Through all weathers
And life's tethers
Angst that's low grade
For what we've all paid
But hope is a thing with feathers


Thursday, February 04, 2021

Day 326, Quasi-Quarantine: Adding To The Tattooine Feng Shui With A Dewback And Sandtrooper

 

Since many of our missions center on -- or eventually end up on -- Tattooine (hence our cantina and Bantha builds), our collection simply wasn't complete without a Dewback. As a result, the Dewback and Imperial sandtrooper felt like a must-add.

The Dewbacks were one of the really striking creatures seen early on in "Star Wars: A New Hope," an indicator species that you were truly in a unique universe.

These omnivorous reptiles were native to Tattooine and well-adapted to a desert planet with twin suns, able to withstand heat and sand. They were trained to be ridden by Imperial Sandtroopers for scouting, travel, and mounted combat.


To my knowledge, the only set you can find the Dewback in is the Mos Eisley Cantina (set 4501), although this version has more distinctive marketings and more of an olive green color. 
The saddle mechanism is clever, the reins fit nicely, and the Dewback jaw opens and closes. As a laser-printed reproduction, this is a nifty piece of work.

This combo also came with a well-constructed Dewback Rider, a sandtrooper that comes with an electric rod to jolt the Dewback, two T-21 light repeating blasters, a cape, and a backpack.

The price was not unreasonable considering that finding a standalone Dewback and sandtrooper was always going to mean a little extra. The nostalgia elicited by this combination is well worth the cost, not to mention the usefulness of having a Dewback on hand for vital missions in and around Mos Eisley ...

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

Day 325, Quasi-Quarantine: "The Glass Hotel" Is Complicated, But Beautiful



"She'd never believed in love at first sight but she did believe in recognition at first sight, she believed in understanding upon meeting someone for the first time that they were going to be important in her life, a sensation like recognizing a familiar face in an old photograph: in a sea of faces that mean nothing, one comes into focus. You."

Emily St. John Mandel's writing has a very lyrical flow to it, rendering it almost musical in the consideration. Her "Station Eleven" was a runner-up Scooties of the Year nominee back in 2015, so I've long been a fan of her work.

"The Glass Hotel" features her prose at its very best, beautiful in its simplicity and complex in its cadence.

"I don't hate Vincent, he told himself silently, I've only ever hated Vincent's incredible good fortune at being Vincent instead of being me, I only hate that Vincent can drop out of high school and move to a terrible neighborhood and still somehow miraculously be perfectly fine, like the laws of gravity and misfortune don't apply to her."

Some of the shifts in perspective in this novel can be jarring, but her surface-level depiction of minor characters works well to create layers to the narrative. It's fair to ask whether any of the characters are actually likeable, but, to me, that only makes the work more realistic.

"He can't escape the dread. Once he was proud of himself for evading his fate, but more and more lately he feels it moving toward him, his fate approaching from a long way off. He is always waiting for a slow car with dark windows, a tap on the shoulder, a knock on the door."

The author focuses a lot on the use of appearance to trade up in life, calling into question the role of morality in assessing your station. On some level, it feels like each character in the book is struggling with balancing morality and greed, merit and value.

"The century was ending and he had some complaints."

"'Do you find yourself sort of secretly hoping that civilization collapses,' Melissa said, 'just so that something will happen?'"

Her characters' motivations and ambitions are largely unknowable, despite the time spent on consideration of the balances above. This fact only serves to further make "The Glass Hotel" a weighty mirror held up to a material society.

"Give me quiet, he thought, give me forests and ocean and no roads. Give me the walk to the village through the woods in summer, give me the sound of wind in cedar branches, give me mist rising over the water, give me the view of green branches from my bathtub in the mornings. Give me a place with no people in it, because I will never fully trust another person again."

Tuesday, February 02, 2021

Day 324, Quasi-Quarantine: Deconstructing What Video Is For


A group of visual artists that I work with sought to understand and participate in social justice efforts by using the talents that they have at hand. 

The result is "Systemic Racism in U.S. Policing Deconstructed," a uniquely composed and presented animation that discusses the roots of deep-seated problems with policing in the United States.

Monday, February 01, 2021

Day 323, Quasi-Quarantine: Knights Of Ren Transport Ship Offers A Welcome Surprise


I'll admit that the Knights of Ren Transport Ship (set 75284) was a largely forgettable aspect of "The Rise of Skywalker" for me. However, my building partner was thrilled to land this set for Christmas, and against my best efforts, I found myself swept up in the enthusiasm.

Surprisingly, this set feels reasonably priced (~$70) despite being only 595 pieces and coming with three minifigures. 

Granted, those minifigures are heavy hitters, with two Knights of Ren that feature new helmets, plus a Rey with a lightsaber. Having each Knight of Ren have a distinctive look across multiple sets is a very cool feature that feels extra from Lego.

As for the ship itself, its sleek presentation is aided by the use of skis underneath to convey a "hover effect." The cockpit areas are cleverly created, if small, and two spring-loaded shooters are always welcomed.



The rear thrusters are well designed, and there is some flexibility built into the design on both the side (pivoting wings/stabilizers) and front (grill-like foil element). The exposed hosing along the sides adds a hydraulic touch that speaks to the utilitarian feel of the transport.

On the down side, there is little to no visibility into the "guts" of the ship, and the scale of size between minifigures and vehicle itself feels a little off. The hidden compartment is a nice feature, but even though it is described as a prisoner hold in the set description, that's not readily apparent in the build.

All told, this is an appropriate and welcomed addition to the bad-guy vehicle collection, and through sheer design and visual representation, it's very clearly intended for evil use. 

While we could have done with a bit more intricacy on the interior of the build and perhaps a droid added to the mix, the Knights of Ren Transport ship turned out to be a bit cooler than anticipated -- always a great component of a Lego set.

Friday, January 29, 2021

Limerick Friday #494: New Admin Begins Filling Leadership And Logic Void -- Day 320


As edition unfurled
And conspiracies uncurled
Biden took over on the fly
Competence, he tried to apply
To the worst best job in the world

They got off the snide
And ended their slide
But a step ahead, two back
That's the way of the Pack
DD, have a safe rehab ride

Meetings galore
Tasks you can't ignore
Silence from up top
But the work doesn't stop
Writing, hiring, managing, and more

Blow up the plan
To chase the man?
Should every pick be gone
To land DeShaun?
Tough choices for every 'Fin fan

Karens abound
At-homers surround
Super spreaders everywhere
Ignorance and despair
Sanity yet to be found


Thursday, January 28, 2021

Day 319, Quasi-Quarantine: Dolphins-Bills Game 16 Review



Obviously, it's taken me a minute to build the strength necessary to write this post.

With, I mean, everything on the line, the Dolphins shit the bed, set it on fire, tossed it into a dumpster, and pushed the dumpster into a pit of battery acid. Miami was outscored 28-3 in the second quarter and never recovered any semblance of competitiveness, ultimately subjecting themselves to a 30-point bitching by the Bills. 

Two observations worth making: First, this is the first game I can remember marking a demonstrable lack of effort in the Brian Flores era. Second, it was hard not to notice that Beefalo continued taking deep shots with the game well in hand late in the contest, and I'm guessing Flo is not going to forget that, either.

All told, it was a devastating way to end a surprising 10-win season, opening the floodgate to an offseason full of Tua Tagovailoa questions, coaching changes, free agency speculation, trade rumors, and draft guesses.


Offense
  • It says here that, at this stage of his development, Tua is not going to win many games for the Dolphins by throwing 58 passes. He hit 35 of his tosses for a career-high 361 yards and one touchdown, but was picked off three times and sacked once. You know all those eek passes he was throwing that opponents were dropping earlier in the year? Yeah, they were all intercepted by Beefalo. Tua was hurt by a ton of drops and did add 28 rushing yards, but his uneven performance when the game was competitive cast even more doubt among the fanbase.
  • Myles Gaskin led the way here with 11 touches for 77 yards, highlighted by a 32-yard catch and run as well as a rushing touchdown. Salvon Ahmed followed closely behind with nine touches for 48 yards and a rushing score, but Miami was unable to get anything going on the ground when it mattered. Once again, Matt Breida (inexplicably) and Patrick Laird got zero run for the 'Fins.
  • At tight end, Mike Gesicki was targeted 10 times, but was only able to reel in five of those passes for 47 yards. Durham Smythe contributed three grabs for 23 yards and Adam Shaheen had a nifty 22-yarder, but the Bills knew that G-Sick was among the only reliable weapons and effectively neutralized him.
  • I'm going to go out on another limb and say that if Lynn Bowden, Jr., is targeted 12 times in a game, it's going to be difficult for Miami to win. He had eight catches for 44 yards and completed a 32-yard pass to Gaskin, but he also lost seven yards on a run. DeVante Parker converted half of his 14 targets into seven receptions for 116 yards, but he slipped on a game-altering pick-6 and had questionable effort on a couple of throws. Despite three catches for 37 yards, Isaiah Ford had his worst game as a Dolphins, dropping at least three passes. Malcolm Perry reeled in a 25-yard pass for his first touchdown, but Mack Hollins contributed only a measly three-yard grab -- which he promptly fumbled over to Buffalo.
  • The offensive line was unable to establish itself in either phase of the game when it mattered. Outside of a pair of 16-yard runs, the 'Fins ran for 38 yards on 18 carries, and while Tua was only sacked once, he often had to check down due to pressure.

Defense
  • Buffalo averaged 7.1 yards per play despite playing second-stringers for much of the contest, and every time Miami needed a stop, the Bills easily converted. I also have to use this space to mention that Beefalo receiver Stefon Diggs slid to the ground -- like, slid, literally like a quarterback -- on THREE different occasions after catches. Worth mentioning because I have never seen this from a player who isn't a signal-caller, punter, or kicker. Ever.
  • Andrew Van Ginkel played a really good game. That's about all I have here for the defensive line. Van Ginkel posted five solo tackles, including three for losses, to go with a sack, a pass breakup, and a quarterback hit. Christian Wilkins (three stops), Zach Sieler (two tackles, QB hit), and Raekwon Davis (two tackles) were unable to influence the game from the interior, while Emmanuel Ogbah was held without a statistic when Miami need him most.
  • At the linebacker position, Kyle Van Noy contributed five stops and Jerome Baker added four, but there was very little pressure on Allen and this unit did not make any impact plays. Calvin Munson had two stops in spot action but was wiped out on an easy 18-yard touchdown run, showing how much injuries had decimated the linebacker depth chart late in the year.
  • The Miami corners were busy, with Byron Jones tallying six solo stops, an interception, and a pass breakup and Xavien Howard adding four solo tackles, a pick, and a pass breakup. The duo didn't get a ton of help, although nickel Eric Rowe had seven stops despite iffy coverage on a couple of occasions. It was an eminently forgettable game for Nik Needham, who did not post a statistic, but was the trailing defender on three (THREE) Bills touchdown passes.
  • Safeties Bobby McCain (three solo tackles) and Brandon Jones (two stops) were mostly invisible, pointing up the need for upgrades at this position in the offseason. The 'Fins prize B-Mac's status as a technician and Jones is only a rookie, but Miami simply has to get more game-turning plays from the safety spot to take the next step as a defense.

Special Teams
  • Jason Sanders drilled his final two field goal attempts of the season -- including a 49-yarder -- and converted both extra points, completing one of the finest seasons ever by a Dolphins kicker.
  • Matt Haack's performance was uneven in the back half of the year, and that continued in this one. He averaged 43.6 yards on five punts, with two downed inside the 20-yard line, but an 84-yard return on a line drive mixed in.
  • The coverage units continued their late-season swoon, allowing the long punt return touchdown and giving up a 27-yard kickoff return as well. Miami is not yet in the position to win games while losing on special teams, and this was another in a disturbing trend of being outplayed in this phase of the contest. Against teams like the Bills and Chiefs, the 'Fins needed to win the third phase by a dramatic margin, and so for that not only not to happen, but for the Dolphins to give up touchdowns in the kicking game was a swift kick in the gonads.
  • Malcolm Perry contributed a 12-yard punt return, but Miami had no other opporunities to affect the contest in the kicking game.

Momentum Plays
  • After a Van Ginkel sack forced a 2nd & 21 on Buffalo's first possession, Byron Jones made an amazing pick along the sideline that was initially ruled incomplete. Despite good field position, Tua took a third-down sack, forcing a Sanders field goal to establish a 3-0 advantage.
  • On the ensuing possession, Zach Moss broke three tackles on a dumpoff, setting an ominous tone for Miami's tackling on this one. However, the 'Fins rallied to force a punt, but on a 4th & 1, Flores elected to punt himself, with the result being an ugly 32-yarder by Haack. Van Ginkel pressure forced a three-and-out, but Perry did a poor job of letting the punt bounce inside the 1-yard line. Another three-and-out led to Buffalo taking over at midfield to start the second quarter.
  • The Bills pounced quickly, with Isaiah McKenzie easily beating Needham in coverage for a 7-yard touchdown and a 7-3 Buffalo lead.
  • Another Miami punt led to a Buffalo drive spurred by a late hit call on Wilkins. On a free third-down play due to a Sieler offsides, McKenzie was once again left wide open by Needham, pushing the margin to 14-3, Buffalo. It has been rare to question the effort level for a Flo team thus far, but at this stage, the Dolphins were displaying a distinct giving-up energy.
  • A quick 'Fins three-and-out led to McKenzie's third straight touchdown on an 84-yard punt return that featured multiple clear holds. Hollins missed a tackle, but Van Ginkel was egregiously held in the middle of the field, but with no flag coming, the Bills stormed to a 21-3 advantage.
  • Spurred by a 32-yard trick play that saw Bowden hit Gaskin out of the backfield, Miami raced to a first-and-goal. However, a run of -6 yards and a miscommunication between Tua and Parker led to a demoralizing field goal to make it 21-6.
  • With Miami unable to get any pressure on the signal-caller, the 'Fins thought blitzing would help. However, it's almost impossible to blitz and get less pressure than the Dolphins did on an easy 32-yard touchdown toss that saw John Brown easily run past Byron Jones for a 28-6 lead that felt insurmountable. A Ford drop sped the ensuing three-and-out, and Beefalo -- with Allen now sitting out -- kneeled on the ball to end the worst quarter of Miami's season and send both teams to the halftime locker room.
  • The 'Fins started the second half with three straight strikes to Parker, but an inexplicable Tua slide on a first-and-goal run helped lead to three straight incompletions. However, Parker drew a fourth-down interference call in the end zone and Gaskin punched it in on the next play to make it 28-13.
  • Miami got a much-needed defensive stop, but on the first play of the next drive, Parker slipped to the ground, leading to an easy pick-6 by Josh Norman, who had been getting worked by Parker. The unfortunate play made the score 35-13 and effectively ended the 'Fins' short-lived comeback hopes.
  • On the next possession, Tua dove for a first down on a fourth-down run, then added a 16-yard scramble. A Ford drop on a tipped pass led to a 4th & 9 toss to Parker that fell incomplete, though it appeared he was interfered with. 
  • "X" reeled in his 10th pick of the year on the following Buffalo drive, and Parker sparked another Miami drive with a couple of great grabs. A late hit on Parker was uncalled, however, and a bad third-down ball to Bowden was tipped and intercepted by the Bills.
  • The fourth quarter began with a third-down conversion on a catch that looked like it hit the ground, but wasn't reviewed. Buffalo then hit a 51-yard pass before an embarrassing 18-yard touchdown run that saw the Bills' Antonio Williams go untouched for a 42-13 advantage.
  • On Tua's next pass, he sailed it miles over G-Sick's head for another gift-wrapped Beefalo interception. Dodgy effort and worse tackling quickly led to yet another Williams touchdown run and a 49-13 advantage.
  • Drops by Ford and Parker hamstrung the next drive, but Gesicki's great grab in traffic converted a 3rd & 10. Ahmed then made a nifty jump cut and raced 16 yards for a score, but the two-point conversion attempt sailed out of the back of the end zone, intended for Parker. The Tua misfire kept the score at 49-19, Bills.
  • Miami got a three-and-out, but not before Matt Barkley inexplicably threw it deep on a 3rd & 8 play. Perry mishandled the punt for a fumble, but made something out of nothing. However, Hollins turned a short grab into an awful fumble, another in a long line of unforced 'Fins errors.
  • With just over 6 minutes remaining, Barkley threw deep yet again, victimizing Needham yet again for 56 yards and a 56-19 lead.
  • G-Sick contributed another third-down conversion and Ford pulled in a tremendous 18-yard catch to partially redeem himself. Tua then hit Perry with a nice sideline throw (it appeared the Beefalo safety gave up on the play) for a 25-yard score to cut the margin to 56-26.
  • An unsuccessful onsides kick led to more shoddy tackling by Miami, allowing the Bills to run out the clock and end what should have been a celebratory day for the Dolphins.

Buffalo 56, Miami 26 (10-6)