Friday, February 12, 2021

Limerick Friday #496: The Walls Are Closing In -- Day 334


Retreats that are over the top
Zoom meetings make me wanna pop
Breakouts and revisions
Disagreements and divisions
Please just make it fucking stop

She's hotter than the sun
And soaring toward #1
Phoebe Bridgers on the SNL card
But she was trying too hard
Guitar-smashing more desperate than fun

A mean zone they play
And foul all day
A whiner for a coach
But considered above reproach
Even as a booger eater all the way

In the 'burbs, midlife crisis fears
In your garage, awkward beers
Get a flat-brimmed snapback
Go 40 in a cul de sac
Spout conspiracies, then cry quiet tears

Mahomes running for his life, gosh
While Brady won and got sloshed
Will he ever go away?
Is what Belicheat did say
While tearfully spooning Josh

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