Threw like a lion tamer
Now a future Hall of Famer
Was the soul of the Pack
Put a franchise on his back
Philip Rivers, the ultimate gamer
Just for a day
All seemed OK
Literacy was celebrated
And logic accelerated
Even hope was on display
Democracy got a reprieve
Though still we grieve
MAGA got shit-canned
But PTSD in the land
Though we all want to believe
He won't leave unscarred
Progress will be barred
The job is thankless
With partisan rankness
But Biden can do what's hard
Knew every defensive play
And how to make every blitz pay
His trash-talking went viral
Against the backdrop of a spiral
Every "dadgum" makes me cry today
Last time ...
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