To seem rather than to be
'Tis the state of UNC
Free Jordans and hype
Then State will just wipe
You off their cleats annually
"The Walking Dead" doesn't care
There's spinoffs everywhere
Zombie speedbumps abound
What is that sound?
That's a franchise in disrepair
It was like football heaven
His motor always revvin'
Had one of the best Pack seasons
And gave us all the reasons
To retire that number eleven
A war criminal, anyone would say
But he refused to pass away
A century of evil
More pervasive than a boll weevil
Kissinger dead is a good day
Hey, it's ol' Mack Brown
The latest UNC clown
He lobbies the voters
And the recruiting freeloaders
Only to get another beatdown
Last time ...
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