Friday, November 10, 2023

Limerick Friday #600: Within Pack Nation, M.J. Stands For Massive Jackass -- Day 1,334


His scattershot decisions and arm
Have caused NC State harm
M.J. Morris took a shit in the wolves' den
He won't be allowed to play again
I'd be willing to bet the farm

Once a respected writer
'Til he became a gaslighter
Matt Taibbi, who hurt you
To make this what you turn into?
If only you had the integrity to be a fighter

Halfway through the season
All our teams have a reason
For hope down the stretch
Though the Bears kinda me me wretch
It's the Dolphins who keep on teasin'

Every State fans learns
That it's "As the Wolfpack Turns"
Huge wins back to back
Then the QB quits on the Pack
And the locker room seethes and burns

Autumn only in name
Every hot day the same
A planet at risk
Ready for the brisk
This weather fucking up my hoody game


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