Monday, October 23, 2023

Limerick Friday #597: A Week Away From Football Is Just What The Pack Required -- Day 1,315


A season that feels like a sigh
Needed a much-needed bye
A bad look for the coaches
Who need new approaches
Before the campaign goes off to die

Brings "D's" to their knees
Making cornerbacks wheeze
A bonafide offensive guru
Mike McDaniel -- who knew?
And yes, he does wear capris

Your performance is low
But also inept and slow
Your deficiencies have length
And it's hard to find a strength
Something your career coach should know

The queen of pop
On a bandwagon to the top
Every catch means a jump cut
To the luxury suite -- what
Please, just make it stop

Every sports radio clown
Wants to give him a crown
To seem rather than to be
This is UNC
Especially with ol' Mack Brown

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