Monday, September 25, 2023

Limerick Friday #594: A Week Of Forced Coaching Accountability -- Day 1,287


Chop down that coaching tree
Of overrated Sean Payton, you see
When you stink up the joint
And give up 70 fucking points
Try to blame that on your QB

Just do what we say
It'll all be OK
Do your job
Stop being a knob
Just get out of your own way

ESPN pissed their pants
With "Coach Prime" sycophants
So after a 36-point defeat
Are they still firing Belicheat
And replacing him with a Deion dance?

An action drama with anxiety and wings
It's a bit like "Stranger Things"
And part "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
With an alien hive mind
"Invasion" is yet another Apple+ show that sings

An offensive philosophy that's lame
With a quarterback with no aim
State continues to regress
And failing to impress
Hope is fading from game to game


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