An offseason of UNC 'jobs
From local journalist snobs
The Cheaters actually blow
But you wouldn't know
From the excuses of media knobs
If you need a fright
You'll be afraid of light
Dramatic tension, lord
When you get on board
And watch "Into the Night"
Longtime SNL fan
Even in the days of also-rans
But Kardashian a step too far
A no-talent fake "star"
Lorne, get your shit together, man
They just couldn't cover
Despite hopes on hover
Had no defensive plan
To slow down that man
Not sure how the Colts recover
A rhythm hard to find
Even for a comedic mind
Patton Oswalt was rusty
But his sets still make things dusty
He's kind of one of a kind
Last time ...
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