Posturing and rants
Performative pedants
It's self-serving reeking
And cliche speaking
No wonder they're scattering like ants
Driving over every curb
In your suburb
Work-at-home mommies
These Karens and Connies
Bible study minivans do perturb
A cheat and a liar
A fraud and a crier
You hire this piece of shit
You git what you git
When your coach is Urban Meyer
A hobbled pup
Eating from a hand's cup
Limping and yelps
While we say, "Welps ...
"Again, it's time to pay up"
A weekly kick in the rear
No plan, it would appear
Draft and free-agency busts
As a legacy rusts
It's past time to go, Chris Grier
Last time ...
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