We are the theater of the absurd
Embarrassment not a
strong-enough word
North Carolina, once a beacon of
logic
Now a bastion of intolerance
that’s toxic
A national disgrace, if you
haven’t heard
One of King’s best recent books
Now a TV show worth a coupla
looks
“Under the Dome” translates OK
The story itself carries the day
Will drag you along by its hooks
Read about the ACC if you dare
Did too much research, if you
care
Florida schools return to power
Cheating and arrests make the
news hour
Hey, at least there’s football
in the air
How long do you pay for a bust,
man?
Check out Bobby Bonilla’s payoff plan
Bernie Madoff was involved
So there’s that mystery solved
Welcome to life as a Mets fan
The new wave of baseball cunts
Cheated the system once
They call him Lyin’ Ryan Braun
Everyone in the game wants him
gone
Suspend him for a year, the ‘roiding
dunce
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