Adam Scott avenged a British Open gag
Cabrera had his son on the bag
He swung hard, then smoked a
heater
And Tigger was outed as a
cheater
But Scott finally raised an
Aussie flag
A race of self-affirmation
On a day of celebration
‘Til cowards ruined the day
And forced innocents to pay
Who are we now as a nation?
The final few days before 40
For this honorary Geordie
Yet the beach beckons
All worth it, I reckons
Don’t feel it, thank the lordy
Plenty of options for the ‘Fins
The draft has me on needles and
pins
A tackle for the line?
A corner would be fine
Even a pass rusher (just no Ted
Ginns!)
Flashbacks to Don’s preggers Mom
nailed
Pete tried to be suave and
failed
Megan had a miscarriage
Then confided in Sylvia about
marriage
Heinz and Jag accounts may have
sailed
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