Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Cinema Loses An Icon, Plus Don Draper Critiqued Season Debut With Vomit

R.I.P. Roger Ebert, sad days

Had a fortitude that did amaze

Much more than a movie critic

Wasting time on “G.I. Joe” and “Riddick”

Became a social conscience in some ways

Has-beens and fired coaches, you know

Broadcasting has reached a new low

Tools like Dan Dakich

Equivalent of verbal jockitch

Either add value, call the game or go

Storylines, the title game didn’t lack

Refs didn’t know a carry from a hack

At the end of a so-so NCAA tourney

Louisville stood alone on the journey

Then Pitino celebrated in a booth in the back

All the way from Scotland they came

Frightened Rabbit, what’s in a name

Rocked like a college kid

Sang and drank beer, I did

For one night at least, unlame

Don finally made a friend

Then bedded his wife in the end

Roger seeing a shrink

Peggy too driven to think

Puking at a funeral is so Mad Men-ed

Last time …