Friday, January 27, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: The ‘Fins Give Yet Another Coach A Shot, Plus SEAL Team 6—We’re Not Worthy



A series of mistakes that’s egregious
Bad decisions continuously besiege us
So let’s try it one more time
To turn it around on a dime
You’re up, Philbin (not Regis)

The wins can’t be denied
That’s why Happy Valley cried
By covering for his pedophile friend
A legend met a controversial end
The contradictions of JoePa won’t subside

A fat and outraged Newt
Mad that debate crowds put on mute
How else can he chase down Mitt
In the race of bullshit vs. bullshit
It’s the Average Joe who gets the boot

A new coach has been celebrated
But a blowout to a rival very hated
Looked like the same ol’ Pack
And rumors of them being back
Have been greatly exaggerated

In times of confusion and hate
We look for hope to celebrate
So here comes SEAL Team 6
Saving citizens and killing pricks
True heroes—one thing not up for debate

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