Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Roy Abandons His Scrubs, Plus Marky Mark Lives In His Own ‘Roid-Fueled Action Movie

Another douchebag move for Roy
He quit as a self-preservation ploy
His walk-ons, he sold out
Now what’s he lying about
Attacking the media? Oh joy ...

Celeb-crazy Steve Ross
Makes quite a shitty team boss
Chose a Parcells retread cockroach
Over a mustachioed proven coach
Now sit back and watch loss after loss

An ongoing GOP epic fail
Perry is the latest to bail
If these are the best candidates
We deserve our horrific fates
All of them should prolly be in jail

On Twitter, you must pick and choose
Too many without guile or clues
They shoot for the shock and wow
A sign of the apocalypse now
Is Rob Lowe breaking NFL news

Coming off as one of many Hollywood pricks
9/11, Marky Mark said he would’ve put the nix
‘Roids gives him good vibrations
Without a hint of self-deprecation
Done one too many shitty action flicks

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