Does Ireland know his craft?
Because it’s time for the NFL Draft
Will the Dolphins pick another bust?
Will they fill a need or a must?
As a franchise, we need a life raft
At cheating, Tressel’s the best
As Youngstown State can attest
A fraud of the biggest kind
Ohio State is outta their mind
At last, find honor and fire the Vest
The campaigns, they start a-revvin’
A birth certificate?! Good heaven
Bunch of spoiled, pretentious pigs
They spread lies and wear awful wigs
Welcome to politics in 2011
He sucked last year, and lots
Granted, the whole offense rots
But Marshall was supposedly rehabbed
Then, of course, he got stabbed
A tiger don’t be changin’ his spots
He sounded like Webster with his squeals
Sat out with hurty tummy vs. Heels
Was only a YouTube sensation
But inspired hope amongst Pack Nation
One of those grow-up-and-good-riddance deals
Last time …
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