Thought mailmen and dogs hated each other
Now they’re emulating one another?
Just leave my package on the stoop
Don’t drop trow and release a poop!?
Special delivery from a twisted mother—
On the court, he’s a freaking beast
But smartest? Maybe the least
As he set off for an NBA look
Kemba read his first book
Sparking a late-show comedy feast
To impress the other gender
One might consider a penile extender
Except in the form of a beer
Make sure you call 911, dear
If the erection lasts a whole bender
Anniversary of the Gulf oil spill
Bird soiled from foot to bill
Wildlife destroyed for no reason
While BP ignored the region
But an 11-year-old gives us hope still
While trying to get a campaign bump
The GOP turns to Donald Trump
They forgot he’s flush out of money
And stupid enough to be funny
Cross between Palin and Forrest Gump
Last time …
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