The State Fair has arrived by and by
Mullets, fried Coke and goats, oh my
Traffic is sure to be ruined
At the turkey shoot, you may be mooned
But you can people-watch and laugh 'til you cry
State welcomes a big kid named Hickson
Now, foes better get their licks in
'Cause Sid is well on his way
As Pack hoops enters a new day
True fans should get their money for tix in
A job for bilinigual Serge Zwikker?
He's so gangly coworkers might snicker
Yet he's smarter than Henrik Rodl
You should hear him let loose a yodel
No one on his UNC team could spell quicker
Farewell to lovely Sy Snootles
We're sure to all miss her oodles
Triangle rock will never be the same
Stockings will go back to being lame
But soon she'll be back home eating Cup o' Noodles
2 comments:
If you are looking for Willl next week
And you have a soft spot for freaks
Go out to the fair
See chicks with leg hair
And carnies so drunk they can't speak
Never made it to the n.c state fair
but I wish I had to see wills shaved hair
I don't know the people scooter speaks
Do they wear basketball sneaks?
Oh well its Friday so I guess I don't really care!
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