Friday, August 21, 2026

Limerick Friday #652: A Confusing And Stuttering Draft Marks The Return Of Fantasy Football -- Day 2,340


My QBs are the best
At tight end I'm blessed
My receivers are deep
Running backs make me weep
But I can figure out the rest

On rock bottom they alit
Before they remembered how to hit
After a trade-deadline purge
The Mets started to surge
Now they're winning for a bit

"Silo" is in its third season
Still addictive beyond reason
But juggling timelines
And different lifetimes
Has the pace kinda wheezin'

After years of dooming
Another long season looming
Thanks to decades of fail
We're in dead-cap jail
Better times ahead, I'm assuming

A bizarre fantasy draft
My roster got the shaft
Like six times I got sniped
Cursingly, I griped
But at the end I shrugged and laughed



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