Friday, April 24, 2026

Limerick Friday #650: The Mets Keep Digging For Rock Bottom -- Day 2,221


Lost twelve in a row
It's a long road to hoe
Now wins back to back
It's not too late to sack
Mendy now, don't you know

So Will Wade is a bitch
Steered the Pack into a ditch
Now Gainey's here
And hope is near
Through this transfer portal sitch

Another draft day for the 'Fins
After another season for the bins
Draft picks galore
But forgive me if I snore
Wake me up when we have some wins

All these ticking clocks
For entitled families of jocks
Paul McNeill is disrespecting State
Refusing to decide his fate
Time to tell him to kick rocks

Ass-kissing simps
And visibility pimps
Sell your creative soul
To that AI slop hole
Find some self respect, ya gimps


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