While our reps cower
The tools have seized power
Brain cells are lacking
And the crimes are stacking
Locked away in the Irony Tower
For years, they've been stuck in a mire
No matter the talent they did acquire
Culture change needed
With Ben Johnson, they heeded
Did the Bears just nail a coach hire?
Ethics never matter to ESPN
Hypocrisy is a matter of when
Kirk Herbstreit crying on air?
Because OSU won the title, I swear
Journalism just died yet again
"Loudermilk" a breath of fresh air
I giggle at almost every swear
But not just raunchy and overdone
It's got a heart as big as the sun
The emotions for which I did not prepare
As winter storms clear
Spring training is here
As the Mets chase a pennant
Getting used to Soto will take a minute
For Iglesias, I do shed a tear
Last time ...
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