Friday, July 19, 2024

Limerick Friday #623: When You Have To Form A Team To Ask What Your Culture Is -- Day 1,585


Myopic and weak
Ineptitude at its peak
Gaslighting the norm
In hypocrite form
So the outlook's pretty bleak

It's gone off the rails
With managerial fails
Stop making me say, "Newman!"
And just be a fucking human
This is how marketing fails

A much-needed break
A deep breath to take
It's All-Star week
And time to take a peek
At whether the Mets are real or fake

Frauds and posers
Barnacles and hosers
Take care of your shit
Stop being a nitwit
Buncha fucking losers

The bullshit piling
So much fake smiling
The beach beckons
Not soon enough, I reckons
So TPS reports I'll keep filing


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