NFL football is back
Well, kinda, is the real fact
Preseason game one
Let's have some no-injury fun
And hope Tua doesn't have to survive a sack
Quarterly conversations
And talent calibrations
Promotions to boot
Raises and bonuses, for a hoot
It all has me needing vacations
The conference alignment zoo
The ACC courting fucking SMU?!
Expansion and contraction on the run
Wake me up when its done
And let me know when the NCAA's through
Of these complaints, I'm tired
In impostor syndrome you're mired
You whine about titles and roles
Then don't reach any goals
So watch out you don't get your ass fired
Wielding a bat as a lever
Hope he & the Mets never sever
The Polar Bear finally getting hot
With moon shot after moon shot
I guess better late than never
Last time ...
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