Friday, May 26, 2023

Limerick Friday #585: Just Out Here Breaking Arms Patting Our Own Backs -- Day 1,168


While coworkers slum it
Morale does plummet
But oh,  when it's event time
Watch everyone claw and climb
To be included atop the summit

Their breath they did catch
With a good stretch
But back to form
Mediocrity the norm
The Metsies make me wanna retch

Such a rock star, fam
Super impressed, I am
You killed it, I'm sure
Kudos and plaudits and more
Way to rock that doing-your-job jam

Back on the bubble
For State, that always spells trouble
A pre-emptive "F the NCAA"
To cap ACC Tournament day
Trying to find hope amidst the rubble

Please do not pass go
On a TV unicorn, that's so
A wholesome tale
Resonated without fail
Bracing for a farewell to "Ted Lasso"


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