Friday, March 31, 2023

Limerick Friday #579: "Bad Batch" Offsets A Dismal Week -- Day 1,112


"Bad Batch" answers all calls
Breaking down "Star Wars" walls
Just a middle-aged man
Sitting on his can
Crying as Tech falls

They were on title alert
Then everyone got hurt
Seven pitchers down
Before we took the mound
Can the Mets fade this injury spurt?

"Mandalorian" ups the decibel
A bit more bass than treble
Wait a minute
Holy shiznit
Was that fucking Zeb from "Rebels"?!

Hypocrisy continues unabated
You wonder why your company's jaded
Frauds abound
What's that sound?
Just my resume being updated

Downright sinister
And emotional, mister
"Bad Batch" had all the feels
And a number of reveals
Wait, that's Omega's sister?!


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