Monday, October 31, 2022

Day 961, Quasi-Quarantine: SNL Hits The Mark With "A Girl's Halloween"


While Saturday Night Live has normally been appointment television for me since I was a child, the mass exodus after last season has led me to be slow to re-embracing the new season.

That being said, this skit may be proof that the remaining ensemble may have some life left in it yet.

Friday, October 28, 2022

Limerick Friday #564: Please Make "TWD" Stop -- Day 958


Watching "The Walking Dead"
Fills me with dread
A caricature of itself
To put on the shelf
There's nothing left to be said

Ineptitude beyond reason
The Pack offense wheezin'
Against a boo chorus
Emerged M.J. Morris
To salvage the season

Coherence under attack
Sports knowledge they lacks
Originality up in smoke
Local radio a 20-year joke
Not worthy of being called hacks

A finale intense
Loaded with suspense
"House of Dragons" was pretty ho-hum
With more seasons to come
I wonder if HBO repents

So long it's been
Since he was recruited by Dean
Bacot they still pay
He's thirty-four if a day
The first ninth-year senior I've seen


Thursday, October 27, 2022

Day 957, Quasi-Quarantine: Dolphins-Steelers Game 7 Review

 

In what was a strange game that saw a scoreless second half and a number of coaching errors from Mike McDaniel, the Dolphins used a huge defensive effort to snap a three-game losing streak. After losing the turnover battle 7-0 and committing 27 penalties in the past three contests, Miami won the turnover battle 3-0 and was called for just five penalties.

While the main storylines were the 50th anniversary of the perfect '72 team and the return of Tua Tagovailoa, the game balls should go to defensive coordinator Josh Boyer and a decimated secondary after a memorable primetime performance.

On to the that-was-harder-than-it-needed-to-be recap ...


Offense
  • The Dolphins were borderline unstoppable early on, averaging nine yards per play on their first 15 plays -- but just 5.2 yards per play the rest of the way. Miami still managed 17 first downs, totaled 372 yards (six yards per gain), averaged 4.1 yards per carry on the ground, did not commit a turnover (despite several tries by Tua), and were not sacked. However, they were just 4 of 14 on third downs, failed to convert their lone fourth-down attempt, and scored a touchdown on just one of its three trips to the red zone.
  • The performance from Tua was rocky. In his first game back after three weeks, he connected on 21 of 35 passes for 261 yards and a touchdown. He ran four times for 14 yards, but took a pair of unnecessary hits and also had a delay-of-game penalty at an inopportune time. He got away with a number of throws, with the Steelers arguably dropping four interceptions. Tua was not as accurate as he usually is -- especially in the second half -- and, understandably, may need another game or two to shake off the rust.
  • The wide-zone scheme was working, especially in the first half, and Raheem Mostert was a shoelace away from breaking about three different runs. He ended up with 16 carries for 79 yards and added four catches for 30 yards and a score. Chase Edmonds (18 snaps) ran seven times for 17 yards and dropped both of his two targets, earning him a "Butterfingers" mention and a 35.1 grade from Pro Football Focus. Alec Ingold did not get a touch in his 29 snaps, but had a few crucial blocks.
  • Tyreek Hill was targeted 13 times, bringing in seven for 72 yards. Jaylen Waddle turned his five targets into four grabs for 88 yards, bouncing back nicely from a rare tough performance against Minnesota. Trent Sherfield (35 snaps) had three catches for 44 yards, including a 32-yarder that was the long play of the game for the Dolphins. River Cracraft (six snaps) and Cedrick Wilson (four snaps) did not record any statistics from scrimmage.
  • At tight end, Mike Gesicki led the way with three catches for 27 yards on seven targets in his 38 snaps. Durham Smythe was limited to 26 snaps, while Hunter Long (four snaps) and Tanner Conner (two snaps) saw limited action.
  • In arguably its best showing of the season, the offensive line took a major step forward against a challenging Steelers front that, to be fair, was missing T.J. Watt. The return of Terron Armstead at left tackle made all the difference, and he did not lose a single pass-blocking rep according to PFF. On the other side, Brandon Shell allowed a single hit and one hurry in what represented a remarkable improvement from the previous week. Liam Eichenberg drew a pair of false starts at left guard, but was otherwise strong at the point of attack, though fellow guard Robert Hunt got manhandled in short yardage a couple of times. Center Connor Williams earned a 93.0 grade from PFF for his efforts.

Defense
  • Though Pittsburgh won the time of possession (33:16 to 26:44) and the pass rush was too often nonexistent, the Dolphin defense rose up time and again. The unit stopped the Steelers on 10 of 14 third-down attempts, allowed a single touchdown on two red-zone trips, forced six punts, and caused three turnovers. Boyer's mix-and-match effort in the secondary was nothing short of staggering.
  • At defensive end, Christian Wilkins led the way with six tackles, half a sack, and a quarterback hit, with Zach Sieler adding four tackles and applying interior pressure at key moments. With Emmauel Ogbah inactive due to injury, Ben Stille came on for nine snaps, posting a pair of tackles.
  • Raekwon Davis had a quarterback hit at nose tackle, and John Jenkins contributed a solo tackle and a hit on the signal-caller in his 15 snaps.
  • Melvin Ingram posted an 81.3 PFF grade with a solo tackle, a stop for loss, and a quarterback hit at weakside linebacker. Finally getting more playing time (24 snaps), Andrew Van Ginkel was everywhere, notching 10 tackles, including six solos, to lead the team and earn an 82.5 PFF grade.
  • At strongside linebacker, Jaelen Phillips was relentless in putting together perhaps his best performance of the season, recording eight tackles, 1.5 sacks, two stops for losses, seven pressures, and a pair of quarterback hits -- good for an 87.5 grade from PFF. With Ogbah inactive and Trey Flowers out for the year, the 'Fins are getting thin in the front seven, so the efforts of Phillips and Van Ginkel were enormous for the squad.
  • In the middle, Jerome Baker had four tackles and Elandon Roberts added three. Duke Riley emerged to collect six tackles and a stop for loss in his 29 snaps, earning an 84.3 PFF grade. Sam Eguavoen had nine snaps in reserve, but did not record a statistic. Baker lined up as a pass-rushing edge a few different times, but was unable to get any pressure from that alignment.
  • Decimated at corner due to a litany of injuries, the Dolphins turned to Xavien Howard and Noah Ighbinoghene to play all 75 snaps. "X" was not tested much, allowing just 24 receiving yards and delivering three tackles, while "Iggy" responded with four tackles, a pass breakup, a shaky illegal contact penalty, and the game-clinching interception. Justin Bethel played 59 snaps, notching nine tackles, including seven solo, plus a pass breakup and an interception. With Keion Crossen and Kader Kohou the latest inactives, Miami got an amazing response from a much-maligned player (including by me), so you have to feel great for Ighbinoghene.
  • The feelings weren't as great at strong safety, where Brandon Jones had seven tackles before being injured and lost for the season. Eric Rowe came on to post two solo stops in 17 snaps, but Clayton Fejedelem was the story, as the special-teamer registered five tackles and a pass breakup in 18 snaps from scrimmage, making two key plays to limit Steeler drives. Undrafted free agent Verone McKinley had a solo stop in his first action of the season from scrimmage, seeing 16 snaps.
  • At free safety, Jevon "Snowman" Holland held it down as usual, playing all 75 snaps and grading out at a team-high 90.6 from PFF. He had five tackles, a pass breakup, and a critical pick that some of us saw coming.

Special teams
  • Jason Sanders hit all three of his field goals -- including a 47-yarder -- and the only extra point, while also hammering all of his kickoffs.
  • Thomas Morstead punted six times for an underwhelming 42.7-yard average, but most importantly, dropped four inside the 20-yard line.
  • Mostert had a 28-yard kickoff return, but also muffed one. Wilson was an adventure on punt returns; he caught two punts off his own face and had a single return for one yard.
  • In addition to his 59 snaps from scrimmage, Bethel saw 22 special-teams snaps as well, with Riley matching that number. Sherfield (14), Long (13) and Conner (12) were the special-teams snap leaders among offensive players. Notably, Elijah Campbell was whistled for holding on a Pittsburgh punt.

Momentum plays
  • Miami started inauspiciously, with a false started followed by a negative-yardage catch by Hill. However, Tua found Waddle for 21 on 3rd & 19, then connected with Hill on back-to-back passes covering 26 yards. Tua then hit Gesicki for 18, and on 3rd & 3, scrambled to find Mostert, who snuck behind a Waddle block for a touchdown and a 7-0 lead.
  • After a Pittsburgh three-and-out, Tua found Waddle for 25 on an RPO, then Mostert ripped off a pair of runs for 23 yards. On a 3rd & 4 play, Mostert was separated from the ball by a jarring hit by Minkah Fitzpatrick that could have easily been whistled for a personal foul. Instead, Sanders connected from 24 yards for a 10-0 advantage.
  • On the second play of the Steelers' possession, Bethel pulled in an easy interception after Chase Claypool tripped and fell on the play.
  • A pair of Edmonds runs earned a first down, then Tua hit Waddle again for 18 yards. Three straight incompletions from Tua led to a 41-yarder from Sanders, who staked the 'Fins to a 13-0 lead.
  • On a drive that stretched into the second quarter, Pittsburgh converted 3rd & 2 and 4th & 1 before the defense stiffened to force a 45-yard field goal that trimmed the margin to 13-3.
  • Two Sherfield catches gave the 'Fins a first down, but a drop by Edmonds helped end the Miami possession.
  • The Steelers connected on a 30-yarder to George Pickens to get their next drive going, then Pickett converted a 3rd & 12 on a scramble when a hold on Ingram went uncalled. Three plays later, Pickens pulled in a fade over Ighbinoghene to make it 13-10 with 1:50 remaining in the half.
  • Tua quickly found Sherfield for 32 yards on a contested post pass, then Hill converted a 3rd & 6 with a difficult catch just over a defender's head. After the visitors dropped an easy interception, Tua followed a delay-of-game flag with back-to-back passes to Mostert for four yards to set up a 47-yard Sanders field goal to make it 16-10 headed into halftime.
  • On the first possession of the second half, Sieler pressure handed Phillips a sack, forcing a punt that Wilson fair-caught off his facemask.
  • Waddle converted a 3rd & 2 with a 25-yard grab that should have tacked on a personal foul on a Myles Jack suplex, but the flag never came out. Mostert picked up 19 yards on a great catch and run, but poor McDaniel decisions to pass up a field goal that would have pushed the lead to two scores and opt to run the undersized Edmonds into the pile twice on 3rd & 2 and 4 & 3 handed the ball -- and momentum -- back to Pittsburgh.
  • After an initial Steelers first down, back-to-back Baker tackles on Najee Harris forced a Pittsburgh punt.
  • Tua got away with another dropped interception, but Miami went three-and-out once again to give the Steelers solid field position at their own 39-yard line.
  • Back-to-back Pittsburgh penalties forced a 2nd & 23, and Van Ginkel chased Pickett out of bounds to force another punt.
  • Another Miami three-and-out followed, punctuated by another ill-advised lowering of the shoulder by Tua, who came up a yard short.
  • A 16-yard run by Harris gave the Steelers life, but Fejedelem dropped Harris short on a 3rd & 1 run to end the drive.
  • Tua found Hill for 16, but a drop by Edmonds was followed by a pass to G-Sick short of the sticks. When Fitzpatrick wasn't called for removing his helmet and celebrating, Morstead uncorked a 53-yard punt that was well-covered by Van Ginkel.
  • Strong Howard coverage on 3rd & 4 forced yet another Pittsburgh three-and-out, but a poor Wilson punt return pinned Miami at its own 15-yard line.
  • Hill (nine yards) and Mostert (12 yards) nearly broke back-to-back plays, but a deep ball to Hill on 3rd & 3 failed to draw a pass interference flag, leading the 'Fins to trot out Morstead once more.
  • A series of intermediate passes got the Steelers moving, highlighted by a 12-yarder to Claypool on 3rd & 10. After a stellar Fejedelem pass breakup, Claypool converted a 2nd & 10. An illegal shift on 3rd & 1 made it 3rd & 6 for Pittsburgh, and a hold on the following play forced a 3rd & 16. Forced to fire for the sticks, Pickett didn't see Holland, who jumped a route to intercept the pass and return it 33 yards.
  • An inexplicable throw by Tua on 3rd & 3 led to another dropped interception for the Steelers, forcing a Morstead punt.
  • Taking over at its own 13-yard line with 2:31 remaining, Pittsburgh used short passes to keep the chains moving. On 4th & 6, Pickett found Pat Friermuth for 21 yards, narrowly dropping in a pass past Rowe.  A 14-yard catch and run by Diontae Johnson that saw him juke Howard gave the Steelers a first down from Miami's 33-yard line with 42 seconds remaining. An eight-yarder to Friermuth took a lot of time, with Pickett being flushed from the pocket and rolling out to his left on the following play. Instead of running to get out of bounds, he fired for the end zone, but Iggy easily reeled in the pass for a game-ending interception that was somehow initially ruled out of bounds on a stunningly bad call. When the call was corrected, Miami was able to kneel on it to secure the 16-10 victory.

2022 Schedule

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Day 956, Quasi-Quarantine: "Snow Child" Is An Eerie, Heart-Rending Tale Of 1920s Alaska


"All her life she had believed in something more, in the mystery that shape-shifted at the edge of her senses. It was the flutter of moth wings on glass and the promise of river nymphs in the dappled creek beds. It was the smell of oak trees on the summer evening she fell in love, and the way dawn threw itself across the cow pond and turned the water to light."

Eowyn Ivey's surreal "Snow Child" transports you to the early-20th-century Alaskan frontier, where everything glows with danger and possibility. 

"You did not have to understand miracles to believe them, and in fact Mabel had come to suspect the opposite. To believe, perhaps you had to cease looking for explanations and instead hold the little thing in your hands as long as you were able before it slipped like water between your fingers."

"Snow Child" blends sparse punctuation with clipped, easy prose, building an otherworldly quality that lends a touch of haunting to a fairy tale.

A 6-year time jump and an ambiguous ending create potential obstacles for some readers, but the overall effect immerses you in an environment where emotions are laid raw, realities cannot be ignored, and mortality is challenged daily. 

"Here with the child in the trees, all things seemed possible and true."

Ivey's quick read burns with intensity and foreboding, yet ties you inexorably to the vividly realized characters. "Show Child" represents absorbing escapism in an epoch that screams out loud for it. 

"In my old age, I see that life itself is often more fantastic and terrible than the stories we believed as children, and that perhaps there is no harm in finding magic among the trees."

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Day 955, Quasi-Quarantine: Slave Leia Ready To Dispatch Jabba And Then Stare Into The Twin Suns Of Tattooine With Scooter




As part of a larger custom brick purchase involving Jabba's Palace, we secured a "metal bikini (yes, it has its own Wikipedia page) Princess Leia" minifigure.

The usage of a subtle backpack piece to represent the neck chain is a nice touch by Galactic Brick Store. The hairpiece mold is also elegantly done, lending a necessary contextual piece to the figure.

Let's just say that this version of our dear Princess figured prominently in a number of my pre-adolescent dreams. Lo so many years later, it only makes me miss Carrie Fisher even more. 





Monday, October 24, 2022

Day 954, Quasi-Quarantine: The Snowman Arrives Just In Time

 

It was past time for second-year Dolphins safety Jevon "Snowman" Holland to make a play.

And he did, helping to end Miami's three-game losing streak with a timely interception in the contest's final minutes.

Off to pick up some lottery tickets ...

Friday, October 21, 2022

Limerick Friday #563: A Late Touchdown Redeems -- Day 951


Things were kinda lame
But no one to blame
Can't cry over spilt beer
An Indy trip was dear
And salvaged by a stellar game

Paid for thinking about things
Not sure what else she brings
Repeating the obvious
In ways that are noxious
When she speaks, my ears ring

As injuries continue to grow
We can't block but can throw
Promising begins
But the story of the 'Fins
How about three Ls in a row?

Drama every day
Is just not OK
So stop and listen
Before you start bitchin'
This is the fucking way

Drinking from flagons
Hiding in wagons
Doomed causes
Awkward pauses
Welcome to "House of Dragons"


Thursday, October 20, 2022

Day 950, Quasi-Quarantine: Dolphins-Vikings Game 6 Review


Despite nearly doubling up the visiting Vikings in first downs (23-11) and total yards (458 to 234) and dominating time of possession (35:29 to 24:31), Miami fell to Minnesota, 24-16, for its third straight loss. The Vikes were victorious by completely dominating field position and winning the vital third phase by soundly whipping the 'Fins on special teams.

In what was a deeply weird game, the second half began with six straight drives without either team earning a first down. The Dolphins were often their own worst enemy, committing 10 penalties (the Vikings were called for just two) and struggling on third downs, converting just four of 14 attempts. Miami even somehow failed to gain a single yard on a run on a fake punt.

While the 'Fins have been decimated by injury at arguably the three most important positions on the field -- quarterback, offensive tackle, and cornerback -- the story goes deeper. In the last three games, Miami has lost the turnover battle 7-0, converted just 10 of 35 third downs, committed twice as many penalties as its opponents (27 to 13), and allowed nine touchdowns in 12 opponent trips to the red zone.

On to the make-it-stop recap ...


Offense
  • While there were pockets of complete ineptitude offensively, the Dolphins did manage to rack up more than 450 offensive yards. However, the home team managed just 73 rushing yards on 20 carries, good for an average of 3.7 yards per carry. Teddy Bridgewater and Skylar Thompson combined to throw for 418 yards, but that was offset by six sacks. With teams trotting out more zone defenses, Miami is struggling to string together longer drives without the  mistakes (penalties and turnovers) that have hamstrung the team of late.
  • Bridgewater came off the injured list in relief of Thompson and connected on 23 of 34 passes for 329 yards and two touchdowns. He was sacked five times, was picked twice, ran for 10 yards, and was called for grounding once. He was at his best in the fourth quarter, drilling 15 of 17 passes for 237 yards and two touchdowns, with a lone interception, on his way to an overall 80.5 grade from Pro Football Focus. Thompson (89.3 PFF grade) started and hit on seven of 13 attempts for 89 yards, but was sacked once and left with a finger injury after appearing to hit it on the helmet of an onrushing lineman.
  • At running back, Raheem Mostert struggled to replicate recent performances in his 48 snaps, running 14 times for for 49 yards and catching a single pass for a loss of a yard. With Myles Gaskin inactive after last week's brief appearance, Chase Edmonds was given another opportunity, managing two runs for three yards and hauling in two passes for 28 yards in his 31 snaps. In 26 snaps, Alec Ingold had a first-down conversion on his sole rush attempt for two yards, and he added two receptions for 10 yards, though he was flagged for offensive pass interference on a costly play to push his PFF grade down to 53.2.
  • Tyreek Hill was a flat-out monster, reeling in 12 catches for 177 yards, with a long of 28 on his 15 targets and strong after-the-catch running to earn a 91.2 PFF grade. A late 49-yarder boosted Jaylen Waddle's stats to see him finish with six grabs for 129 yards on 10 targets. However, he had a rocky game, with a late injury, one drop leading to a controversial interception, and a key fumble late in the game when Miami was driving to potentially take the lead. In 52 snaps, Trent Sherfield was the only other wideout with a catch, hauling in one of four targets for six yards and getting flagged for holding to earn a 53.9 grade from PFF. River Cracraft (73.2 PFF grade) had a nifty catch called back by penalty but was otherwise shut out in his 17 snaps. Free-agent afterthought Cedrick Wilson saw 15 snaps without a target, with further demoralization coming in the form of his 51.9 PFF grade.
  • With Durham Smythe inactive at tight end, Mike Gesicki got 50 snaps, taking advantage with six catches for 69 yards and two touchdowns on seven targets for a 77.7 PFF grade. Hunter Long (43.8 PFF grade) got 21 snaps, but was only noticeable when missing blocks or knocking his own offensive tackle off balance to allow a sack. Tanner Conner got eight snaps and dropped another pass on his two targets without a reception.
  • The Dolphins' offensive line was just a complete trainwreck, with the group collectively allowing six sacks and 13 quarterback hits and drawing five flags. With Terron Armstead inactive, Greg Little was shifted to left tackle, with disastrous results -- as evidenced by allowing a 15.7% pressure rate on his way to a 1.5 PFF grade in pass protection (the lowest I've ever seen) and 63.8 mark in run blocking to earn a 25.1 PFF grade overall. At right tackle, Brandon Shell improved (60.7 PFF grade in pass protection and 70.5 in run blocking) and was whistled for ineligible man downfield at right tackle, while center Connor Williams was called for the same penalty and drew PFF grades of 59.4 in pass protection and 52.7 in run blocking. At guard, Robert Hunt was flagged for both false start and holding to earn a 71.1 PFF grade in pass blocking and 58.2 in run blocking, while Liam Eichenberg also drew a holding whistle on his way to a 56.3 PFF grade for pass protection and a team-best 76.1 grade in run blocking. The five starters played all 78 snaps, but with both starting tackles injured, the offensive front continued its disturbing regression.

Defense
  • Despite mounting injury concerns, this unit did its part against what can be a high-powered offense. Miami forced a stunning nine three-and-outs and held Minnesota to just 11 first downs and 234 total yards (4.7 yards per play). The 'Fins were at their best on third downs, limiting the Vikings to just two conversions in 12 attempts in those situations. However, the reality is that the Dolphins have not forced a turnover in three games and have been unable to find ways to change momentum.
  • At defensive end, Christian Wilkins played 49 snaps, racking up four tackles, two stops for losses and a roughing-the-passer call. Emmanuel Ogbah was more active with three tackles in 36 snaps and Zach Sieler earned a team-best 90.2 PFF grade to go with three tackles in his 38 snaps.
  • With John Jenkins inactive, Raekwon Davis played 40 at nose tackle, with mixed results. He delivered two tackles, a sack, a stop for loss, and a quarterback hit, but drew a PFF grade of just 43.1.
  • On the weak side, Melvin Ingram had maybe his worst game of the season, earning the lowest PFF grade on defense (27.9) after notching a single tackle in 24 snaps. Andrew Van Ginkel had two tackles in his 20 snaps, but his primary contributions are still coming on special teams.
  • At strongside linebacker, Jaelen Phillips had a strong performance, earning an 85.6 PFF grade with two tackles, half a sack, and three quarterback hits in 38 snaps. Trey Flowers got a single snap before suffering a foot injury that would later land him on IR, but he made the most of it, hitting the quarterback on a play that was called a safety against the Dolphins last week.
  • On the inside, linebacker Jerome Baker had his worst game, earning a 61.2 PFF grade after recording a single solo tackle in 52 snaps. Elandon Roberts picked up the slack, with seven tackles, 1.5 sacks, a stop for loss, and two quarterback hits in 39 snaps on his way to an 81.2 PFF grade. Rookie Channing Tindall earned two snaps and had a tackle, while Duke Riley had a single snap and Sam Eguavoen only saw action on special teams. Roberts's extensive usage as a blitzer was an interesting development for Miami.
  • Xavien Howard played all 52 snaps at cornerback, registering three solo stops and one pass breakup despite a shaky 50.9 PFF grade. Nik Needham played 13 snaps (with three solo stops) before suffering an Achilles injury that ended his season, so with Kader Kohou inactive, former first-rounder Noah Ighbinoghene was thrust into action. He responded in his 31 snaps, knocking away two passes despite a pass interference call. Justin Bethel had a good showing in his 13 snaps (one tackle and a pass breakup), but Keion Crossen earned a 45.9 PFF grade in his 12 snaps (two tackles). 
  • At strong safety, Brandon Jones collected six tackles and a pass breakup in 48 snaps, earning an 81.1 PFF grade. Eric Rowe played only 11 snaps, but contributed three tackles and a 77.9 PFF grade.
  • As is his custom, Jevon Holland played all 52 snaps at free safety, registering five solo stops.

Special teams
  • Jason Sanders misfired badly on a 52-yarder, but he made a 44-yarder and his lone extra point. He also continued to display good depth on kickoffs, allowing no returns.
  • Thomas Morstead punted six times for a 51.2-yard average, with one touchback and a pair of punts downed inside the 20-yard line. However, he was overshadowed by his counterpart, Ryan Wright, who averaged 44.1 yards on 10 punts, putting six inside the 20-yard line and crushing a momentous 73-yarder on his way to NFC Special Teams Player of the Week honors.
  • Mostert had the only kickoff return of the game, bringing one back 25 yards.
  • Holland and Hill combined for just two yards on three punt returns, with Holland fumbling and Hill posting negative yardage for the second week in a row. To make matters worse, Clayton Fejedelem was stuffed on a fake punt attempt. The Vikings got a 25-yard punt return by Jalen Reagor on one of many plays that tilted field position in Minnesota's favor.
  • Bethel (28 snaps) and Van Ginkel (27) led the way on special teams, with Bethel making a nice play to down a punt at the 6-yard line and also making a strong tackle on a punt return.

Momentum plays
  • Miami got a quick three-and-out thanks to excellent coverage by "X" on a 3rd & 1 pass to Justin Jefferson. Holland fumbled the punt return, but Phillips made a big play to recover.
  • On the following drive, Thompson faced pressure on every throw, but avoided a blitz and ran for nine yards to convert a 3rd & 7. He hit Gesicki for 18 yards, but was buried for a sack by multiple Vikings after he didn't get time to throw a pump-and-go on 3rd & 9. Morstead's punt was downed nicely at Minnesota's 6-yard line.
  • The Dolphins forced another three-and-out when Flowers forced what could have been called a safety on a 3rd & 9 play that looked eerily similar to the sequence against the Jets that saw Bridgewater called for a safety while also being ruled out of the game. Wright's 73-yard punt -- coupled with Hill's return of -2 yards -- flipped the field in a massive way for the Vikings in a significant turn of events.
  • Miami followed with Thompson lofting a beautiful 30-yarder to Waddle, with Mostert following with a 16-yard run. A staggering and suspicious five penalties in seven plays ensued -- many of the very-late-flag variety -- to destroy a promising 'Fins drive and force a Morstead punt on 4th & 32.
  • A third consecutive three-and-out followed, but the Dolphins couldn't take advantage, answering with a three-and-out of their own when Thompson appeared to be hit late without a flag and suffered a hand injury.
  • The Miami defense delivered an amazing fourth straight three-and-out, and Bridgewater came in at quarterback to get the 'Fins moving. He hit G-Sick for 17 yards, then Ingold hammered ahead to convert a 3rd & 1. On the following 3rd & 2, Bridgewater tripped over Hunt, but got up and tried to run for it before taking a massive hit that you don't want to see any signal-caller take, much less one just coming out of concussion protocol. The Dolphins chose to take the field goal on 4th & 1, with Sanders converting a 44-yarder for the first score of the game.
  • The Vikings got their initial first down on an Adam Thielen catch that saw Needham suffer an injury that would later be diagnosed as a season-ending Achilles tear. First-down passes to Thielen (11 yards) and Jefferson (20 yards) followed, and on 3rd & 6, Jefferson was mind-numbingly left uncovered in what the announcers speculated was a blown coverage by Rowe. Holland saved a touchdown, but the 24-yard pass and ensuing roughing-the-passer call on Wilkins gave Minnesota a 1st & goal from the one, which they converted when Crossen was late picking up tight end Irv Smith for an easy score and a 7-3 Vikes lead.
  • A solid kick return by Mostert got better with a facemask penalty on Minnesota, giving Miami great field position at its own 47-yard line. Bridgewater was hit in the head without a call to start the next drive, but he salvaged a 3rd & 10 with a 19-yard strike to Hill. On 3rd & 10, Mostert was not looking on a pass from Bridgewater, forcing the 'Fins to settle for a 52-yard attempt by Sanders that missed wide right by a giant margin.
  • A Roberts sack keyed yet another Dolphins three-and-out, but instead of running out the clock with 28 seconds left in the half, Miami came out winging it. After hauling in a 14-yarder, Waddle dropped the next one, with the ball deflecting around before appearing to hit the ground. However, on what looked to be an egregiously bad call, the Vikings were awarded an interception. Minnesota used a pass interference on Ighbinoghene to set up a 34-yard field goal at the halftime buzzer to forge ahead, 10-3.
  • Miami began the second half with a four-and-out, faking a punt on 4th & 1, with Fejedelem unable to get even a yard on a play where he insisted on running laterally. The Vikings were unable to take advantage of starting on Miami's 34-yard line, however, as back-to-back stops for losses by Wilkins and good coverage on 3rd & 22 forced Minnesota to punt.
  • The Dolphins had another three-and-out that saw Bridgewater narrowly avoid a fumble on a third-down sack, but the defense rose up again, with a three-and-out of their own marked by a near-interception by Ighbinoghene.
  • Starting inside its own 15-yard line yet again, Miami got away with a few risky Bridgewater throws, going three-and-out once more. Morstead unleashed a 62-yarder, but a 25-yard return set up the Vikes inside Dolphins territory.
  • In case you're asking with anticipation, "What happened next?!", welp, you guessed it: another three-and-out. Minnesota's second-down play saw Sieler force a fumble that Jefferson outwrestled Wilkins for on a play that the 'Fins simply had to have. A Davis sack on 3rd & 10 led to another Vikings punt inside the 15-yard line after Minnesota was not whistled for obvious holding.
  • A disastrous four-and-out followed after an initial first down toss to Hill, with Bridgewater battered on three of his four passes on the drive. Another punt from Morstead of more than 60 yards helped balance the field-position game.
  • After an initial first down, the Vikings used a rub route to knock Howard off phase and allow Jefferson to bust loose for 47 yards as the third quarter ended. Two plays later, Kirk Cousins had all day to throw, eventually finding Thielen on a long-developing route to beat "X"in the back of the end zone. Minnesota missed the extra point, pushing the margin to 16-3.
  • Bridgewater connected on 13- and 28-yard passes to Hill to wake up the Dolphins offense, then found Gesicki for 13 more. A 10-yard scramble by Bridgewater was followed by a quick shot to G-Sick -- after a high snap -- to cap the drive and make the score 16-10.
  • On the next drive, the Vikes found Thielen on 3rd & 1, but Bethel made a big play to keep him short. Van Ginkel was held without a call on the punt, but Miami took over with a chance to cut into or take the lead.
  • Bridgewater found Hill for 23 yards, but was unable to connect with Gesicki on a deep ball that saw the tight end battle for the ball in the air in single coverage. After Edmonds got 14 yards on 3rd & 19, Bridgewater found Hill for a first down on 4th & 5. On a 2nd & 15 play, the quarterback again connected with Waddle, who coughed up the ball after the catch, giving the ball back to the Vikings on a devastating turnover.
  • Two plays later, Dalvin Cook took advantage of bad angles by Baker and Roberts, made Holland miss in the hole, shrugged off a Sieler tackle attempt, and outraced Howard, Ighbinoghene, and Brandon Jones for a 53-yard touchdown. When Bethel left Thielen uncovered in the back of the end zone on the two-point attempt, the Vikings forged ahead, 24-10.
  • Bridgewater found Hill for 14 yards to start the ensuing possession, but the signal-caller was baited by veteran Patrick Peterson on a pass intended for Sherfield, and Pat Pete gathered in an easy interception.
  • Three straight runs led to a Minnesota punt, and Miami countered quickly with a 49-yard pass to Waddle on a tunnel screen that saw him follow Williams all the way down the sideline. Unfortunately, Waddle was slammed down awkwardly on his shoulder at the end of the play and had to leave the game, but Bridgewater kept firing, finding Hill and Gesicki for 14 yards apiece. Three plays later, the quarterback rolled out to buy time, then found an uncovered G-Sick to pay off the drive. A pass into traffic intended for Gesicki on the two-point effort fell incomplete, making the score 24-16.
  • Sanders's ensuing onsides kick attempt was easily recovered by Minnesota, and two kneel-downs by the Vikings salted the game away for the visitors.

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Day 949, Quasi-Quarantine: Connected Characters Offer Devastating Look At The Globe In "How High We Go In The Dark"


"I saw a civilization that could destroy itself before it even reached the nearest star. But I also saw a world that would be the first to witness the quiet of intergalactic space and walk on the ruins of whatever remains of us." 

Sequoia Nagamatsu's "How High We Go in the Dark" is a prescient and futuristic look at a world wracked by climate disaster and plague, comprised of a number of intricately woven vignettes. Melancholy and haunting, this book spans centuries, traverses galaxies -- even hops species.

"After school she'd study the news, comb the internet for disasters, wars and hate and injustice, write it all down in these color-coded journals. Once, i asked her what she was doing, and she said she was just trying to keep track of it all because it didn't seem like anybody else noticed or cared that we kept making the same mistakes, that hate in a neighborhood or injustice in a state ran like poison through veins, until another ice shelf collapsed or another animal went extinct. Everything is connected, she'd say."

Though the characters are all linked in some way, it can be a challenge to keep them all straight as Nagamatsu's tale expands. However, it's worth the work, as "How High We Go in the Dark" offers just enough hope in human adaptability to override the pervasive, heart-rending events that transform Earth.

"In the real world, people comfort themselves with ignorance, politics, and faith, but here in the domes only hard numbers matter."

A quick and absorbing read, "How High We Go in the Dark" runs the reader through a gamut of emotions, resulting in a beautifully constructed and irresistible book.

"Even with my mind being what it is, I find myself playing roulette with these moments at night. Sometimes it feels like I've imagined entire lifetimes."

Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Day 948, Quasi-Quarantine: Having All The Experiences In Finndianapolis

 

Most everything surrounding the game was imperfect, but the Indianapolis-Jacksonville content made it all worthwhile.

Go Colts.

Friday, October 14, 2022

Limerick Friday #562: At Long Last, An Indy Trip At Hand -- Day 944


Fan frustrations we vent
As the errors don't relent
A forecast brisk and windy
Send us to Indy
And please let the Colts be competent

As a season went up in smoke
Dust off every Mets joke
The bats disappeared
Just as we feared
Any mojo we had finally broke

A long week
All sick and meek
Coughs and sniffles
Walks and Wiffles
Hopefully Friday's the peak

The injuries stockpile
It's third and a mile
Our third quarterback
Just took another sack
Might drink all the beer in the Profile

The intensity did climb
With every native chime
A well constructed heist
As the rebels show feist
"Andor," you're right on time


Thursday, October 13, 2022

Day 943, Quasi-Quarantine: Dolphins-Jets Game 5 Review

 

In the Dolphins' fifth game of the season, the scenario all coaches dread came to fruition on the road against the hated New York Jets -- the team had to hand the reins to a third-string rookie quarterback.

Perhaps the biggest play of the game came on Miami's first offensive play, when backup quarterback Teddy Bridgewater was hit as he threw, injuring his elbow and also being ruled out of the rest of the game with a vague "head" (not a concussion). To make matters worse, the play was inexplicably ruled a safety as Bridgewater was mind-numblingly called for intentional grounding, despite a) being hit as he threw, b) throwing it toward a clear receiver on a designed screen, and c) that type of play literally never being called a safety (this was written about after the Buffalo game).

Seventh-round rookie Skylar Thompson was ushered into the game, and while he did enough to keep the Dolphins in the game, the defense eventually imploded and a series of injuries seemingly made it nearly impossible for Miami to compete. The visitors compounded their own issues with a staggering 11 penalties (for 102 yards) and by turning the ball over twice without forcing a Jets turnover.

In the past two games -- Miami's first two losses of the season -- the team has predictably struggled on offense, committing four turnovers, going 6 for 21 on third downs, and misfiring on all three fourth-down attempts. When the defense has been needed most -- while admittedly also struggling with injuries -- that unit has contributed zero turnovers and allowed seven touchdowns on nine trips to the end zone. Toss in 17 penalties over those two contests and you have a recipe for failure.

On to the it's-all-adding-up recap ...


Offense
  • Forced to manufacture yards somehow with a compromised passing attack, Miami found its best success on the ground, rushing for 137 yards and averaging 5.3 yards per carry. Pass-blocking, however, was a disaster. The Dolphins converted two of three trips to the red zone into touchdowns, but went just 4 for 11 on third downs and didn't convert either of its two fourth-down attempts.
  • Thompson played 66 snaps after Bridgewater left after a singe play, connecting on 19 of 33 passes for 166 yards. He was under constant pressure, being sacked twice, fumbling once, and throwing an interception. Under the conditions, it would be difficult to ask for more from a late-round rookie signal-caller.
  • Raheem Mostert was a revelation, carrying 18 times for 113 yards and a touchdown and adding one catch for nine yards in 46 snaps. With Chase Edmonds slumping (one carry, one yard, two targets and two drops in 10 snaps, resulting in a dismal 30.1 grade from Pro Football Focus), Myles Gaskin saw his first action, rushing four times for nine yards and grabbing three passes for 24 yards on five targets in his 13 snaps, good for a 66.1 PFF grade. Fullback Alec Ingold touched the ball once in his 22 snaps -- contributing to a failed fourth-down attempt -- earning a 53.1 PFF grade, one of the worst on the team.
  • At receiver, Tyreek Hill (seven catches for 47 yards plus an illegal formation flag and a foot injury, grade of 75.3 from PFF) and Jaylen Waddle (three grabs for 23 yards, 64.6 PFF grade) were reduced to short routes by the quarterback change and pass-blocking struggles, despite the pair combining to draw three pass-interference penalties. Cedrick Wilson had two receptions for 20 yards in his 16 snaps (75.3 PFF grade) despite an egregious drop on what would have been a big gain, while Trent Sherfield added one catch for five yards in 44 snaps. River Cracraft saw 14 snaps, but his only target resulted in an interception. The Jets did a tremendous job of limiting run-after-the-catch opportunities by the Miami wideouts.
  • Mike Gesicki was targeted just twice in 36 snaps, though he hauled in a 30-yarder. Durham Smythe had a catch for eight yards in his 33 snaps, but he also carried once for a yard and a touchdown on a slick short-yardage play near the goal line. Undrafted Tanner Conner saw his first action, contributing a massive, deflating drop among his seven snaps on the afternoon.
  • Along the offensive front, the tackles were the dominant story, as the 'Fins were abused all game long. At right tackle, Greg Little allowed five pressures with a false start, earning a 27.9 pass-blocking grade and a 46.1 grade from Pro Football Focus. On the other side, Terron Armstead lasted just eight snaps before leaving with a toe injury, getting whistled for holding along the way. He yielded to someone named Brandon Shell (a former Jet, apparently), who received a 45.3 overall grade and a stunning 15.0 pass-blocking grade from PFF after allowing seven pressures. Center Connor Williams got called for a shaky unnecessary roughness, while guards Liam Eichenberg (48.7 PFF grade) and Robert Hunt (81.8 PFF grade despite issues in pass protection) both struggled at times with New York's interior players. While injuries have certainly played a role, according to PFF, Miami now ranks DFL in pass blocking and 19th in the league in run blocking this season.

Defense
  • In the fifth week of the campaign, it apparently took a rookie running back named Breece Hall to break the Dolphins defense. Hall racked up 197 yards on just 20 touches, and Miami just could not seem to tackle him all game long. The 'Fins limited the Jets to 5 of 11 on third downs and stopped the home team's lone fourth-down attempt, but surrendered a staggering five touchdowns on six red-zone trips. While the "D" has been forced to be less aggressive due to secondary injuries, there is no excuse for Miami ranking 23rd in the NFL in sacks per game, 30th in quarterback-pressure percentage, and 29th in quarterback knockdowns, as the 'Fins appear incapable of generating any sort of rush with its linemen.
  • At end, Christian Wilkins continues to lead the way in effort, recording six tackles, a stop for loss, and a pass breakup in 50 snaps, earning a 70.5 grade from PFF. Zach Sieler had three tackles and a quarterback hit in his 40 snaps for a 75.9 PFF grade (the best defensive score), but Emmanuel Ogbah had his second straight invisible performance, notching a single solo tackle in 38 snaps. Not to put too fine a point on it, but in the current state of the defense, Miami is going to struggle to win with that level of contribution from Ogbah.
  • Miami literally got nothing from the nose tackle spot, as Raekwon Davis (38 snaps) and John Jenkins (nine snaps) were not credited with a statistic in a combined 47 snaps. Somehow, the only thing Davis contributed was a facemask penalty on his way to a 44.6 PFF grade.
  • On the edge, Melvin Ingram was also nullified by New York, with one solo tackle and a facemask penalty in his 36 snaps (still earning a 65.4 PFF grade), while Jaelan Phillips recorded five tackles in his 33 snaps at the other outside linebacker spot. Andrew Van Ginkel had two solo stops in 19 snaps, though Trey Flowers was inactive.
  • Playing all 59 snaps, Jerome Baker notched four tackles, a sack, a stop for loss, a pass breakup, and a quarterback hit at inside linebacker, earning a 66.8 grade from PFF. Elandon Roberts added seven tackles and a stop for loss in 39 snaps. In reserve, Duke Riley had a solo stop in his 10 snaps (47.5 PFF grade), Sam Eguavoen played five snaps, and rookie Channing Tindall had a tackle in his two snaps.
  • With Xavien Howard and Byron Jones both inactive, Miami leaned hard on Nik Needham and undrafted rookie Kader Kohou to play all 59 snaps. Needham had five tackles and was called for illegal use of hands to earn a 63.4 PFF grade, while Kohou had four solo stops and one tackle for loss while being whistled for pass interference to earn a 41.7 grade from PFF. Former first-rounder (I'm obligated to type that on every reference) Noah Ighbinoghene contributed a single solo tackle in 31 snaps, his most extensive action of the season, but was assigned a 42.9 grade from PFF.
  • Playing 57 snaps at strong safety, Brandon Jones recorded nine tackles, a sack, one stop for loss, and a quarterback hit. Oddly, Eric Rowe played just six snaps despite the critical injury situation in the defensive backfield.
  • Jevon Holland played all 59 snaps at free safety, but was uncustomarily quiet, registering just three tackles and earning a facemask flag. He received a 43.7 grade from PFF, easily his worst score of the season.

Special teams
  • Placekicker Jason Sanders continued his up-and-down performance, pushing a 54-yarder wide right but connecting from 46 yards and on both extra points. His kickoffs also did not have the usual depth, with New York having two kick returns.
  • Thomas Morstead averaged 43.7 yards on three punts, dropping one inside the 20-yard line and adding a tackle on special teams after a monster free kick was returned 42 yards.
  • With the Dolphins suffering so many key injuries on both sides of the ball, the team is in desperate need of impact plays in the third phase. However, Miami did not return a kickoff and Hill lost two yards on his only punt return.
  • A week after seeing 34 snaps from scrimmage, Keion Crossen did not see any snaps on defense, though he had 18 snaps on special teams. Justin Bethel and Riley led the way with 25 snaps on special teams, with Van Ginkel and Clayton Fejedelmen contributing 23 snaps in the third phase. Among offensive players, Sherfield (16 snaps) and Conner (14 snaps) led the way on special teams.

Momentum plays
  • After an initial New York first down to start the game, Wilkins knocked down a third-down pass to force the first of a number of great Jets punts, which was downed at Miami's 7-yard line.
  • Disaster struck quickly for the Dolphins, as a horrific officiating call was compounded by the loss of its starting -- and backup -- quarterback in Bridgewater. With a screen set up, the signal-caller was hit on the arm and fell to the turf, which later sparked a controversial ruling by the spotter that disqualified Bridgewater from the game. After much deliberation, the play was inexplicably ruled grounding on the quarterback, giving the Jets a gift safety.
  • After a long free kick by Morstead, New York's Braxton Berrios raced 42 yards with it to give the home team excellent field position at its own 49-yard line.
  • The 'Fins responded with a three-and-out defensively, punctuated by a Baker sack. However, another stellar punt pinned Miami at its own 3-yard line.
  • The Dolphins didn't use kid gloves with Thompson, letting him fire deep for Hill on 3rd & 1, resulting in the receiver drawing a pass interference flag. The young QB then escaped pressure to run for a first down on 3rd & 10, but a holding penalty on Armstead forced a 3rd & 20 toss that was nearly intercepted, forcing another punt.
  • On a 3rd & 7 play, a weak blitz by Kohou was easily picked up, allowing the Jets to victimize Ighbinoghene for an easy first down. Back-to-back plays that saw Ingram make a tackle for loss and Davis contribute a sack were both nullified by facemask penalties on the Dolphins, highlighting the self-inflicted wounds that would stymie Miami all day. Despite rushing only three, the 'Fins forced a Jets field goal with some Ogbah pressure, putting New York up 5-0.
  • A quick three-and-out by the 'Fins was countered with a 79-yard wheel route to Hall, who carried Miami defensive backs for more than 15 yards, allowing Michael Carter to punch it in from a yard out on the first play of the second quarter to push the Jets ahead, 12-0.
  • Consecutive short passes to Hill gave the Dolphins a much-needed first down, then Hill drew another pass interference flag. A Thompson ad-lib that saw him hit Waddle off-balance on a 3rd & 2 play set up a reverse to Hill for 10. On the next play, Mostert got to the edge and stiff-armed C.J. Mosley to punch it in for Miami and cut the deficit to 12-7.
  • A down-the-field pass breakup by Baker punctuated a three-and-out by the 'Fins defense, but on the second play of the ensuing possession, Little whiffed on a block, allowing Thompson to be hit as he threw, resulting in a flutterball that rookie Sauce Gardner outfought Cracraft for for an interception.
  • Missed tackles highlighted the next drive, as New York ballcarriers took advantage of tired and inexperienced Miami defensive backs on both runs and short passes. On 3rd & goal, Jets quarterback Zach Wilson broke the pocket and dove into the end zone. Despite a nice hit by Rowe that initially looked like it caused a fumble, the New York touchdown pushed the lead to 19-7.
  • The 'Fins featured Mostert on the next drive, allowing him to rack up 42 yards on four touches, with Hill also contributing a 13-yard sideline grab that was nearly intercepted. On 2nd & goal from the 1-yard line, Smythe went in motion, then stopped under center, took the snap, and plunged in to trim the lead to 19-14 with just four seconds remaining in the half.
  • The initial second-half possession featured another heavy dose of Mostert, with a 20-yard run setting the tone. After a 3rd & 5 out to Gesicki did not connect, Sanders was good from 46 yards to make the score 19-17.
  • Penalties on Kohou (interference) and Needham (illegal use of hands) got New York moving, but the defense rose up to force a turnover on downs when Needham had solid coverage on a 4th & 2 deep shot.
  • Taking over on its own 45-yard line, the Dolphins wasted a golden opportunity due to horrific blocking, with Thompson being sacked by two players on 3rd & 5. Morstead pinned the Jets on their own 7-lard line with a nice 48-yard punt.
  • After a coverage miscommunication allowed an easy conversion on 3rd & 4, a Brandon Jones blitz resulted in a 17-yard loss. However, in a big field position play, Miami allowed a 17-yard Hall run on 3rd & 25. When Hill fielded a bouncing 51-yard punt and lost yardage, the Jets had successfully flipped the field in a crucial moment.
  • Headed into the fourth quarter, the 'Fins benefited from a pass interference drawn by Waddle to convert a 3rd & 6. On a second-down play, Thompson made a beautiful seam pass, but undrafted rookie Tanner Conner dropped the ball. When Waddle got just five yards on a screen on 3rd & 10, Sanders missed by a lot on a 54-yard attempt to cap a frustrating drive.
  • On the first play of the Jets' possession, Wilson was pressured by Ingram but found Corey Davis for 21 yards along the sideline. New York converted a 3rd & 1 with a pass in front of Kohou, then got a break when Baker tripped over Ighbinoghene, allowing a short pass to Hall to turn into a 21-yard gain due to poor tackling. Carter punched it in on the next play, avoiding Roberts and then doing the "Waddle" to rub salt in the wound of a 26-17 advantage.
  • Following a delay-of-game penalty, Thompson was ragdolled in the pocket, coughing up the ball. Quinnen Williams grabbed the ball, stiff-armed Hill into oblivion, and rumbled 12 yards before taking a respectable hit from Hunt.
  • Taking over at Miami's 5-yard line, Hall overcame a facemask penalty on Holland to push the lead to 33-17 and effectively end the contest.
  • Still standing tall in the pocket despite taking a bit hit, Thompson was let down again when he lofted a medium-length pass that was dropped by Wilson. After a 3rd & 1 run by Gaskin didn't gain a yard, the Dolphins went with a trick play, having Ingold pitch to Mostert on a disastrous option play that lost four yards on 4th & 1.
  • Starting once again deep in Miami territory at the 30-yard line, the Jets kept giving the ball to Hall, who somehow converted a 3rd & 11 by easily breaking a Brandon Jones tackle. Two plays later, Berrios scored on an end around despite absorbing a big hit from Holland and initially appearing to fumble. He stayed down on the field, but apparently was not evaluated for a concussion in another suspicious turn of events. The end result? An insurmountable 40-17 lead for the home team.
  • Two plays later, Thompson hit G-Sick for a nice 30-yarder, then converted a 2nd & 10 with a pass to Wilson. A laughable unnecessary roughness whistle on Williams effectively halted the drive despite a 16-yard catch and run by Gaskin.
  • After an unsuccessful 4th & 7 play was punctuated by a declined illegal formation call, the Jets kneeled on it twice to end the contest.

2022 Schedule
New York Jets 40, Miami 17 (3-2)

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Day 942, Quasi-Quarantine: Sterile But Claustrophobic, "The Employees" Is A Beautifully Haunting Outer Space Novel


"You can say what you want, but I know you don't want us to become too, well, what? Too human? Too living? But I like being alive. I look out at the endless deep outside the panorama windows. I see a sun. I burn the way the sun burns. I know without a doubt that I'm real. I may have been made, but now I'm making myself."

Olga Ravn's beautifully bizarre "The Employees" is an eclectic blend of clinical, insightful, and detached observations. While it has been described in some quarters as humorous, the creeping terror was overwhelming for this reader.

"I wasn't well on Earth. I didn't like living in such close proximity to so many people."

"You made me, you gave me language, and now I see your failings and deficiencies. I see your inadequate plans."

Inspired by Ursula K. Le Guin, the novel also combines elements of Apple TV's "Severance," HBO's "Westworld," and Kazuo Ishiguro's "Klara and the Sun." 

"He put his hand on my shoulder. It was warm. A human hand. He said: 'You've lots to learn, my boy.' And odd thing to say, seeing as how I was made a man from the start."

Constructed as a series of reports derived from interviews with human and humanoid crew members exploring outer space, the book delves into antiseptic discussions of anthropomorphism, technology, free will, and corporate culture. 

Despite extremely small font and some difficult-to-parse language, the book represents an absorbing, fast read. The tale is eloquently written and translated, and while backstory comes only in pieces, "The Employees" is a quick read that is not to be missed.

"It's as if everything passes into me and splits me open from inside, but it's a very slow rupture and I feel as though I'm being transformed into a piece of music."

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Day 941, Quasi-Quarantine: Securing A Tragic Jedi Figure In The Memorable Saesee Tiin

 

Serving on the Jedi High Council as a Jedi General, Saesee Tiin figures prominently in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars." His quiet and reserved nature is balanced by his reputation as a stellar lightsaber combatant and starfighter pilot, making him a favorite of many fans.

A force-sensitive Iktotchi male, Tiin played a significant role in the First Battle of Geonisis before eventually being killed by Darth Sidious on Coruscant. 

His Lego minifigure is rare, making this version from Galactic Brick Store a welcome addition. The distinctive head piece is cleverly designed as quasi-hair, blending nicely with the carefully printed face and a basic Jedi robe with cape.

The ability to add Tiin to a growing collection of hard-to-find Jedis like Plo Koon was too important to pass up, providing a unique opportunity to rekindle some Clone Wars love.

Monday, October 10, 2022

Day 940, Quasi-Quarantine: "These Mets," Indeed

 

The jokes write themselves, so there's no need to document them here. I mean, "These Mets" on a literal train after an epic collapse that saw the team's season end with a whimper in the wild-card round? Really?

C'mon.

So I'll just say this: I had lost my childhood love for baseball long ago. Thanks to this season and my son, I found it again this year.

So thanks for that, Mets.

Now go find a bat and a lefty reliever.