Friday, May 15, 2020

Limerick Friday #466: I've Got A Lot Of Problems With Missing Jerry Stiller, Plus PTO To The Rescue -- Day 61


As a modern-day "Honeymooner"
'Twas epic as Arthur Spooner
And Frank Costanza, he wore
Jerry Stiller was hilarity's core
A comic genius gone too sooner

As days grow long and taller
The house is getting smaller
Fewer places to hide
As we're stuck inside
Resisting the urge to holler

Entertainment has become dire
Escaping reality's mire
Let's find a classic to binge
To save me from my last hinge
Ladies and gents, please welcome "The Wire"

The Pack needed a recruiting coup
A big name to serve as the glue
Cue an Aaron McLaughlin commit
To repel that NC State Shit
The next star at Quarterback U.?

A Friday to be a Lego geek
And maybe some hide-n-seek
Mounting, the head shakes and scoffs
So here's a much-needed day off
Releasing frustration from its peak


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