Friday, April 03, 2020

Limerick Friday #461: It May Or May Not Actually Be Friday, Day 19

Every other word a mutter
We damn near ate straight butter
Running outta meals
But I got the feels
When Relish made my heart flutter

Ignorance abounds
At a level that astounds
The news is a joke
Logic up in smoke
Hope Darwinism makes the rounds

The world's just smoking rubble
Around every corner, trouble
While the quarantine's heeded
A White Russian's needed
Just make it a goddam double

Keyboard jockeys with search
Epidemiologists with a gamer perch
Suddenly experts on vector
And virus cases by sector
Jackasses, according to my research

With democracy leaning
Time has no meaning
Rules have become obscure
Closet sleepover? Sure
Another week, more internal screaming

Last time ...

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