He made rock & roll heady
For his departure we weren't ready
"Full Moon Fever" a classic
Though some thought him Jurassic
Music won't be the same minus Tom Petty
Is Doeren real or fake?
The question after a collapse at Wake
A promising season does fade
His own bed has he made
Today everyone knows what's at stake
'80s nostalgia shown delightfully
Dustin's one of the best things on TV
Hopper was hiding Eleven
An upside-down binge-watching heaven
Stranger Things, so when is season three?
Can't find a dependable tight end
Or a kicker whose kick doesn't bend
A promising fantasy season
Fading for the injury reason
Offer me someone healthy and press send
Drama the order of the day
Many games of he say, she say
'Tis the season for strife
Now pass the carving knife
That's just the Thanksgiving way
Last time ...
