The offensive line was a joke
So the coach did rails of coke
We play like a dump
So let me do a bump
The 'Fins in 2017, folks
5-3 so far on the year
In a schedule that's a bit queer
Solid roster top to bottom
Need a tight end if you got 'im
Jordan Reed is an injury fear
The Pack's pretty good, I swear
Though the local media doesn't care
They'd rather talk UNC-Cheat
And sniff jocks as part of their beat
While NC State continues its tear
On decency he's taken a dump
With the IQ and awareness of Gump
Embarrassing days for our nation
What's led us to this low station?
Hate in the age of Trump
Mr. Mercedes the surprise of the season
Freaked me out beyond reason
Stephen King well-translated to screen
Acting better than I've seen
Need a Season 2 if you pleasin'
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