Had lots of optimism from the start
A
promising beginning fell apart
Couldn’t
keep a roster intact
Defense
was a rumor not a fact
Gottfried
built a program with no heart
His
Hall of Fame bets I did hedge
Thought
Jason Taylor was right on the ledge
He
stood out on bad teams
As
the ‘Fins fell apart at the seams
But
he was always a terror off the edge
When
all is lost, it seems
Can
find stray sunbeams
Happiness
a choice they say
Time
is nothing but the next day
Solace
can be found in dreams
To
watch requires Zoloft
With
mind-numbing turnovers oft
Individuals
who don’t blend
And
are pretty easy to defend
The
Pack is just way too soft
Hard
to avert your eyes
And
ignore all the fraudulent lies
The
scariest phrase in the mirror
Is
our new “post-truth era”
Fascism
with no pretense of disguise
