Friday, January 20, 2017

Limerick Friday #420: In-Fraud-Eration Day Is Upon Us, Plus Wolfpack Defense Becomes A Punchline



A dark day for both man and mouse
A fraud has taken the White House
Class and dignity walk out the door
Replaced by an ignorant, failed boor
Sounds like a good day to get soused

Well, the season was pretty fun
Coaching improved a ton
But got clowned by the Steelers
I hope we’re fast healers
Because so much still has to be done

Can we mobilize to amaze
With resistance for 100 days
Gonna take more than that
To call racist elitism on the mat
Accountability must find its ways

ACC sportswriters do grieve
Coach K on medical leave
Grayson Allen his coddled, ‘baggy son
His indefinite suspension was one
Dook makes us all want to heave
 
From darkhorse to joke
Competitiveness up in smoke
Lack of D has gone viral
As we witness a death spiral
On optimism Gottfried does choke




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