Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: The ‘Fins Are Who We Thought They Were, Plus The Mets Kick Away A Title

When it looked like a franchise awake

The Cheatriots exposed them as a fake

Decimated a feeble attack

With turnovers and sack after sack

Hard to overcome the loss of Cam Wake

Another bipolar misogynist

Greg Hardy to the top of the list

Unstable to be kind

But Jerry Jones knows his mind

If Dallas had a real fan, they’d be pissed

Pass-outs are causing a bicker

And State got a participation sticker

Only took seven weeks, you see

To throw to the best tight end in the ACC

Should someone tell them now they need a new kicker?

Every week another blown call

The NFL, in college, and all

We’re talking about refs shitting the bed

And not of great games instead

Have to be able to challenge flags in football

A blown opportunity gone by

As the Mets blew a World Series try

Late-inning leads blown three times

Cespedes and Murphy had MIA crimes

Great season after you’ve had a good cry

Last time …