Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXXIII: Now What Will Local “Media” Do To Defend The University Of No Control?

The allegations read

Words to be dread

By every Tar Hole

Lack of Institutional Control

“Burn it down,” they said

A seven-run lead

With five outs to bleed

Then a meltdown from hell

Bad karma, alive and well

NC State Shit, indeed

They tried to play coy

Exhausted every ploy

The cover-ups kinda worked

‘Til Willingham twerked

Will they finally shit-can Ol’ Roy?

The low point of the sports year

Punctuated by a yawn and a beer

But summer has arrove

Beach-goers in droves

Family time is finally here

Last time …