Friday, March 13, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXII: Prepare For Suh-per Many Puns, Plus Apocalyptic Cocktail Parties



Needed an identity, true
Needed to fill seats, too
So they landed the big prize
Intensity and great size
But please behave, Mr. Suh

For some March Madness
Really means sadness
Syracuse turned wins into defeats
Because of Boeheim and his cheats
What’s coming for UNC’s badness?

Agents bobbin’ and weavin’
Lotsa dude’s leavin’
Free agency is here
To mark the NFL’s new year
In the ‘Fins, I ain’t believin’

Pack got on a roll
Maybe their heads got swoll
Then Duke pounded ‘em with ease
State fell down on their knees
Can they recover from this deep hole?
 
Daryl gettin’ bicurious
Carol was scarily furious
Rick goin’ full Neandrathal
Coveting Jessie and all
Wondering if Alexandria is spurious



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