Friday, June 13, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: No. 2 Will Make The Best Play Like No. 2, Plus It’s Your Day, Dads




Can Mickelson finally finish first?
The humidity’s gonna be the worst
The U.S. Open has come to N.C.
Expect to see a triple bogey or three
I’ll be there Sunday in Pinehurst

It’s like he won the lottery, man
Then complained about the payment plan
Steve Coburn the douche of the horse bash
His whining as cheesy as his ‘stache
California Chrome deserves a better fan

Two seasons through “Breaking Bad”
Walt’s got plenty on his plate as a Dad
Serves meth up on a platter
He only wanted to matter
How he found his voice? Kinda sad

The GOP continues to smolder
Spurred by the upset of Eric Holder
He reached across the aisle
So he got shivved with a smile
The more cynical the more I get older

Another Father’s Day is here
How about some golf and a beer?
Hard to think of myself in that role
But it has somehow made me whole
It’s love that overrides the fear



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