Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 69

#1

Stormtroopers in pink? I think if C3PO wasn’t gay, he would totally dig this.

#2

There is a kid on Florida State named Sterling Lovelady. It’s hard not to envision him as this guy addressing the team before games.

#3

So who had odds that 2013 playoff goat Raheem Moore—he of the “epic blunder”—would not only still be a member of the Denver Broncos this year, but also the starting free safety?!

#4

Half of parenthood is trying to convince yourself that that stain isn’t what you know it is.

#5

Former Pack great (and Dolphins destroyer) Mario Williams looks like the deputy sheriff (LaMonica Garrett) “Sons of Anarchy.”

#6

41 “Seinfeld” references in a 5-minute sportcast, then the anchor is one-upped by his co-anchor doing an Elaine dance. This would be my every broadcast. Epic.

#7

This piece gets a bit abstract and existential, but bear with it: It’s well worth it to learn about being born as a parent.

#8

The Coast Guard, the Arctic and the Evelynbear. That is all.

#9

Sean Payton is a tweaker, a cheater and a douche. I guess those are the kinds of things that are celebrated by ESPN. Movin’ right along.

#10

A surfer cliff-jumping off Lighthouse Point in Santa Cruz? Why, sure.