Friday, August 02, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: The Open Reveals Mickelson Brilliance, Plus “V” Smiles As Whitt Returns



A round to remember for Philly Mick
Played sublime though the greens were quick
Tamed Muirfield on this day
And he proved along the way
One can win and not be a complete prick

Under the searing, humid skies
Receivers are dropping like flies
Though hope still hangs in the air
Cohesion on the O-line is pretty rare
The Hall of Fame Game should open some eyes

With bankruptcy that was hard to miss
The auto industry died
When the conservatives lied
A great American city with no pot to piss

Bash religion and the SEC all day
Leave for $6 million in pay
“Retired” in ignorant glee
I guess it’s the Buckeye way

Dereck Whittenburg to the rack
Once again he’ll run with the Pack
The sidelines he’ll roam
A legend’s come home
Can he bring the ’83 magic back?



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