Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Dunder-Mifflin Prepping To Say Goodbye, Plus A Brutal Habit Returns

Inevitable words finally came

But the disappointment still the same

“The Office” final season

Leaving for a good reason

They’ll go in comedy’s Hall of Fame

An offensive line coming up lame

Wide receivers that no one can name

Let’s throw in a rookie QB

Then whine when he goes 6 for 23

Tannehill’s gonna catch all the blame

Just another misogynist ape

Talking about legitimate rape

Akin the worst of all

For his ouster, all call

Every politician mouth deserves duct tape

WebSourced is back, it seems

Creepy Wasps with dreams

Let’s restart the illegal tactics

And pray for no fact-checks

This is the stuff of Internet memes

Another year, another draft day

Sleepers and busts, whaddya say

Back to torture us again

‘Til a kicker costs you a win

Fantasy football, we all must play

Last time …