Friday, July 08, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Goodbye To A Pack Legend, Plus “The Office” Makes An Odd Decision


When Lo Charles’ grave got dug
Pack heart strings got a tug
A lost link to a championship past
But at least, now at long last,
V’s got somebody to hug

A child abandoned and lost
For others, paid the ultimate cost
Who will speak for little Caylee
As her mother dances on daily?
With the trash, justice has been tossed

More trouble brewing in Chapel Hill
Of cheating, haven’t had their fill
Every day Bitch has the top job
Integrity takes a hit at UNC-Snob
But they really don’t get it … still

Blood taken once more than thrice
Veins are paying the price
For health, it’s a small fee
Ready to feel again like me
But what it is? Still no dice

Not to be an “Office” hater
But really -- fucking James Spader?!
That’s a death knell you just heard
Because this direction’s absurd
Michael Scott, can you come back later?

Last time

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