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If you're looking for Christmas gift ideas this year, some toolboxes on the West Coast put together a life-size replica of the X-Wing fighter from "Star Wars."

They painstakingly constructed it detail by detail, even adding a cute-ish R2D2 in the back. They crafted the model to dimensions of 21 feet long, with a 19-foot wingspan. They assembled it with four Class M rocket engines for realistic power. They included a separate motor that re-aligns the wings to attack position. They added three parachutes to the design in an effort to preserve its integrity at all costs.

And then they launched it into a serene California night, watched it fucking explode into roughly 376 pieces and wept tears that only Queen Amidala would be proud of. Then they headed back to the drawing board heartbrokenly returned to the basement in Frank's Mom's house and funneled boysenberry Boone's Farm until they couldn't feel anymore.