Monday, May 19, 2008

Deep Thoughts On Belicheat, By Mr. Cartmenez

This latest “South Park” classic deals with Eric Cartman summoning his inner Edward James Olmos from “Stand and Deliver” (“How do I reach these kids?!”). When using the Patsies’ Bill Beeeeelichek as an example, Mr. Cartmenez says, “If you cheat and fail, you’re a cheater. If you cheat and succeed, you’re savvy.”

This should be required viewing for NFL commissioner Roger Goddell, who comes across as a taskmaster for wayward players but rolls over like a bitch for the “untouchable” franchises. Enjoy …

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