Friday, August 17, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Pussy Riot Shouldn’t Be In Jail, Plus The Misogyny Campaign Gets Cranking





“Pussy Riot attacks Putin,” they said
A headline you can’t dream up dead
Even in commie Russia, it’s wild
Now they’re going to be trialed
Why couldn’t this happen to Bieber instead?

A bipolar receiver got cut
After a wifely head butt
If Chad Johnson could actually play
They might look the other way
But good riddance to a washed-up nut

Can’t read or watch the news
Without getting a severe case of the blues
A suicide bomb killed 40 there
Murders and fraud everywhere
So many lost and so much left to lose

Likeability “Big Brother” does lack
Middle-aged tools keep coming back
A twitchy 9-year-old creep scheming
A chef who can’t talk without screaming
Liked it better when it wasn’t so whack

In the latest GOP steaming shit heap
They’ve picked Paul Ryan as Veep
A Tea Party tool in the spotlight
Should go over well in a debate fight
Politics in general should be put to sleep

Last time

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 59





 #1
Val Patterson, you’re my hero. “Or, How to Live a Memorable Life and Then Write a Memorable Obituary.”

#2
It’s hard to keep track of the number of ongoing scandals at UNC, but does the ruling on Bitch Davis’s phone records mean we’ll never get a transcript of his drunk-dialing of Dawn Bunting?

#3
In case you have a healthy disrespect for iconic images and an unhealthy obsession with “Star Wars,” here are some memorable pictures featuring action figures.

#4
Have you ever seen U.S. women’s soccer star Megan Rapinoe and “Point Break” actress Lori Petty in the same place at the same time? Me neither.

#5
Rarely has one magical image better captured a human’s love for a dog. And the back story ain’t bad either.

#6
Apparently, Jimmy Johnson wouldn’t have cut Chad Johnson. In terms of pertinence, this is akin to soliciting Keith Richards’s perspective on sobriety.

#7
Finally, Mitt Romney’s tax return. What was the big deal over this anyway?

#8
I’d like to submit to evidence reason #406 why Jim Mora Jr. is a complete and utter douchebag. Also, not a good football coach.

#9
The definition of irony can be ascertained by observing driving interactions in a church parking lot on Christmas or Easter.

#10
NBC elected to employ a tape-delay approach to the Olympics an instant-gratification world. But to make up for it, they used analysts who had little to no interest in actually explaining unfamiliar sports or rules to the casual viewer. Besides those small points, great job, NBC.

Monday, August 13, 2012

KFC's Got the Gayest Chicken



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Remembering How It All Began, Plus Samuel L. Jackson’s Parenting Skills




A trip down memory lane
Of MSI going up in flames
Remembering games of whiffle
With a headshake and a sniffle
Sauceboxes made sense of the insane

Who knew they had theaters for porn vid?
Apparent Fred Willard did
Got caught Pee Weeing his Herman
Instead of giving a contrite sermon
He laughed it off like a 72-year-old kid

Ernie Els added to his trophy fame
Adam Scott lost the Open in shame
He had a mighty choke
To lose it all by a stroke
But both brought class to the game

In the wake of Sanduskygate
Deserved hammering of Penn State
The NCAA weighed in fast
Which is unlike their history past
But they deserved their ultimate fate
 
Blessed we are once again
A healthy wee next of kin
Taken our home from three to four
A boy and a girl we adore
Now just go the fuck to sleep, Finn

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Moving “Swell Season” Shows Just How Far Music Can Take Love Before It Burns Out




"Fair play to those who dare to dream ..."


The Swell Season has played a large role in my personal musical journey in recent years, from their appearance in the mind-bogglingly amazing movie “Once” to their Scooties-worthy album to appearances at the NorthCarolina Museum of Art and Meymandi Music Hall here in Raleigh, and even to their cover of Neutral Milk Hotel’s “Two-Headed Boy.” So when the documentary “Swell Season” was released, it was obviously must-see TV for me.

Using a slow, laconic pace and a melancholy feel, which fit quite nicely with the stark black-and-white footage, “Swell Season” documented the burgeoning love affair between hyper-talented musicians Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. The movie opened with the intimacy of Marketa giving Glen a haircut, before launching into the following of the tour and the duo’s budding relationship.

While Glen is a veteran of the road, Marketa is so young and painfully shy, to the point where she refuses to even take pictures with fans. As the film progresses, it becomes obvious that they are experiencing different stages of life (after all, he’s 18 years older). Both Glen and Marketa quickly become homesick and a bit depressed, and it becomes clear that Glen can’t prop them both up when he’s also dealing with his own issues.

What quickly becomes apparent as well is that Glen is afflicted with the self-doubt that comes with someone who is finally NOT the underdog. It is easy to tell how much this unexpected fame weighed on him, as he becomes increasingly anxious. At heart, he’ll always be a busker, and it appears he’ll never quite get used to the fame. Where he once battled to gain attention, now he struggles to handle everything that comes along with finally having “made” it—proving that the struggle only changes ... it’s never really over. Glen is forced to face the questions that come about when you chase fame forever: What happens when you finally get it? How do you handle it?

What doesn’t help is Marketa’s admonitions for Glen to relax and stop fighting it. Marketa thinks Glen is taking himself too seriously, and the lingering shots and silences that accompany this opinion display the amount of damage—potentially irreparable—this statement this could do to their relationship.

Musically, Marketa’s sensitive playing and delicate voice take off Glen’s hard edge. But while he’s the life of the party, she’s introverted. Both struggle immensely in wearing the crown of fame, an uneasy and confusing fit for both of their personalities. As a result, they are only able to balance each other out musically—not emotionally.

The behind-the-scenes insight into songwriting is where the film truly shines, and the film gets profound when Glen explores his father’s dark, disturbed past. The breakup songs they sing to each other are prophetic, becoming true as the movie progresses, and we finally realize that it is easier for them to communicate through their music.

The film draws to a close with some post-breakup, late-tour footage, showing Glen playing an acoustic solo in the middle of Radio City Music Hall, with Marketa leaning in from the edge of the stage. I felt the shot of her listening intently, a faint smile lingering on her lips, would have been the ideal fade-to-black moment, but the directors chose to go in a different direction.

What “Swell Season” is, in the end, is not a concert movie or a band documentary, but a love story lived out on screen. Though we know what’s going to happen, it is still sad and beautiful, and we still applaud how brave these two are and were to bare their souls (and, unexpectedly, at one point their bodies) so transparently in this manner. Glen and Marketa were unable to overcome their disparities in age and life experiences, nor their personality gaps, but the musical connection and moment in time that they created together will always stand ... though the love that encircled it may have to wait for another life.



Friday, July 20, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: Godspeed To Ikey Boy, Plus Another Tragedy in Colorado




Would play fetch to hell and back
And eat frozen peas as a snack
Content with a hug and belly rub
Then wait out storms in a tub
A big heart and spirit Ike didn’t lack

Once thought a stand-up dude
Now only known for his ‘tude
Dwight Howard the douche
His rep gone with a “whoosh!”
Massengill sponsors his mood

DUIs and assaults and all hell
Holdouts and failed tests, just swell
The football crime wave heats up
Hope Goodell has enough ink in his cup
Welcome to summer in the NFL

Arrests continue in a flurry
Big-mouth douches fill headlines in a hurry
Santonio Holmes launches a media attack
Vick continues to show logic he does lack
Make them shut the fuck up, can you Siri?

Anticipation for “The Dark Night”
Devolved into terror and fright
A sociopath piece of shit
Showed no remorse, not a little bit
I weep for a lost sense of what’s right


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

George Orwell Drinks Coke



There's something kind of beautiful about this Coca-Cola commercial. And I never thought I would say that about security cameras.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: Federer Again Exercises Middle Finger To Pundits, Plus The Patsies’ Latest Black Eye






Written off five years ago
But off the stage he just wouldn’t go
Roger Federer has done it again
Won his seventh freaking Wimbledon
Greatest sportsman of our time, yes or no?

All of Penn State braced
For a report with shame laced
JoePa charged in Freeh’s file
With enabling a pedophile
Just one more fraud “hero” disgraced

Unintentional comedy at its heights
Mitt Romney talking about civil rights
The NAACP did boo and holler
At the criminal with the whitest collar
Makes for incredible sound bites

We’ll celebrate with beer and wine
If and when it all turns out fine
Of him, his Mom would like to be rid
But George and his future still hid
A walk-on holder for the Pack in ‘29

It made Beantown frauds like Simmons cry
Robert Kraft’s audition tape hard on the eye
“Dating” an anorexic model wannabe
Roughly 40 years younger than he
A Belicheat videographer taped it on the sly


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 58





#1
In basketball, New Zealand’s national team name is the “Tall Blacks.” Not kidding. I have nothing further.

#2
So I felt like the premise of “Great Escape” was kinda cool, and kicking off the show on Alcatraz was great, but this one just didn’t click. And I’m generally a Rich Eisen fan, but he came off as extremely uncomfortable as the host. Also, having one of the contestants being a twitchy heroin addict talking desperately about being homeless and $15,000 in debt made the show likely good practice for him in trying to break out of prison. #ultimatereality

#3
So South Carolina has a baseball player named Joey Pankake. How many “batter” jokes has this poor bastard heard in his life?!

#4
Just in case you thought the lowest common denominator wasn’t being targeted enough, the ever-so-rare Gump electoral tactic. Politics is like a box of chocolates ...



#5
So, some of the “Star Wars” Tatooine locations are still standing—and even being lived in—in the remote desert of Tunisia. I kept expecting to see a drunken Uncle Owen slumped in a corner.

#6
The actor who plays Glenn on “The Walking Dead” (Steven Yeun) was depicted as Sheldon’s first roomie in the “Staircase Implementation” episode of “Big Bang Theory.” Let’s just say that his characters have had a rough few years.

#7
Apparently, Novak Djokovic, one of the finest tennis players in the history of the game, has never been on the cover of Sports Illustrated. LeBron James was on the cover four times in the last two months. Just sayin’ ...

#8
A dude interviews his 12-year-old self 20 years later, and the result is alternately funny, cool and creepy.

#9
The Charlotte Observer is the latest to weigh in on the never-ending UNC cheating scandal with the cartoon below. How far does this stretch? The more UNC only pretends to investigate, the longer it’s going to take and the more is going to be unearthed.



#10
RIP to New Orleans fixture and “Treme” regular Uncle Lionel Batiste. Drummer Herman LeBeaux once said that the “pulse of the city” is inside Batiste’s bass drum. Frenchman Street and the Treme Bass Band will never be the same.

Monday, July 09, 2012

Solid “50/50” Can’t Quite Blossom Into What Its Potential Pointed To





Occasionally, you come across a movie that earns accolades based mostly on its willingness to take on a difficult subject. I thought “50/50” sort of fit into that category, though it was worthy of some of its acclaim and certainly was a brave glimpse into cancer (I would say it was a more accurate depiction than, say, “The Big C,” for instance).

In the lead role as Adam, a drifting 20-something dealing with the lightning strike of cancer, Joseph Gordon-Levitt shows just how much he’s matured since his days on “Third Rock from the Sun.” Seth Rogan has his moments as Adam’s best friend Kyle, but he falls short of the oh-so-difficult cross-over from comedy to drama of which he appears to be striving.

The stunning Bryce Dallas Howard is effective as Adam’s off-and-on girlfriend, who realistically behaves erratically as she attempts to come to terms with what Adam’s diagnosis truly means. I also thought Anjelica Houston did a nice job portraying a mother in a really tough spot, trying to deal both physically and emotionally with a husband suffering from Alzheimer’s and an uncommunicative son with cancer.

But the true scene-stealing moments come from Philip Baker Hall, who shines as Alan, who is Adam’s quasi-mentor and co-chemotherapy mate. The gruff Hall has had a rough year, having kicked it on both “Modern Family” and “50/50,” but his performance here emanates with the emotions and challenges that you wish the movie itself shared.

This flick wasn’t without a really good cast and a strong soundtrack, and it even displayed some effective metaphors (the volcano, the radio). However, I couldn’t help but take issue with Adam finding the book about cancer in Kyle’s bathroom. I just found it too predictable and felt it gave Adam too easy of an out after he spent most of the movie being self-absorbed and borderline manipulative toward Adam’s condition.

I also felt that Adam’s fear of driving was completely glossed over; whether it was symptomatic of his neuroticism or a symbol of his overall fear of life, it just wasn’t explained or handled well enough.

So while I think “50/50” was good, I also thought it was missing an indefinable something that may have elevated its resonance. It did a fine job of embracing a hard topic, but I found myself feeling as if it narrowly missed what it might have truly been.


Friday, July 06, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: HBO Breaks Up The Summer Doldrums Again, Plus Time To Dust Off The Scooters




Prohibition and politics never boring
That describes the ‘20s, roaring
“Boardwalk Empire” has it all
“Sopranos” + “Untouchables,” doll
A show that you can’t be ignoring

Scientists everywhere are quite cheery
Found Higgs Boson, though still leery
Huge news for every lab wiz
But like 6 people know what it is
And three of them are on “Big Bang Theory”

Heat that we can’t deal with
Has me reaching for a beer and a fifth
Millions struggle without power
Really weird at this hour
Because global warming is a “myth”?

A year ago, labor strife in NFL
This year, headlines from courtroom hell
Bounties and defamation and suspension
And more NFLPA-commish tension
Would tread carefully, Roger Goodell

The dog days stifling and hazy
Just wanna be cool and lazy
But it’s time for rankings and computers
And a bounce-back for bad-luck Scooters
Fantasy football is back—crazy



Thursday, July 05, 2012

Save the Arctic



Radiohead and a homeless polar bear. What else do you really need?

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Man, I Miss Cheers ...




Beat the heat and gain a few brain cells all at the same time. 
Happy Fourth of July to you all ...

Friday, June 29, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Gallo On Our Mind, Plus Only The Coast Makes Sense




Four years can pass so fast
But the fondness, how it lasts
Just know how much you’re missed
Gallo memories, full of wist
And the smiles surround our shared past

Flashbacks of scrambling crews
And my days in TV news
A scintillating opening epi
The dialogue witty and peppy
“The Network” cure for summertime blues

Even a GOP SCOTUS rather dense
Passed Obamacare in a vote tense
Despite Tea Party bashin’
A win for compassion
And a victory for common sense

Posses and entourages and graft
As college hoops gets the shaft
European names you can’t pronounce
Teenagers who can’t hardly counts
Welcome to the NBA Draft

For some, logic outta reach
Accountability you can’t teach
A frustrating week at an end
Won’t type “FU” and send
Instead I’ll just go to the beach

Monday, June 25, 2012

“The Switch” Managed To Be A Little More Than You Were Expecting




“Did you just use my name as a verb?” –Wally Mars

Ceding control of movie choice yet again, I ended up faced with a viewing of “The Switch.” I need a better system.

Anyway, as far as “The Switch” goes, Jason Bateman (as the awesomely named Wally Mars) was initially difficult to accept as a lead guy, since he’s usually cast as the sidekick. And in watching the film, it wasn’t always easy to decide whether the intent is to view him as pitiful or hilarious. Personally, I find Bateman hysterical, but I could see where his brand of humor could be lost on certain crowds. At least here, he’s playing the complete opposite role of the one he had in “Juno.”

From a casting standpoint, I was also fascinated to see Jeff Goldblum for the first time in like 20 years, naturally leading me to wonder just where they dug him up from. The kid, Sebastian (Thomas Robinson), steals pretty much every scene he’s in, while it was hard to ignore the gigantic forehead played by Patrick Wilson as Jennifer Aniston’s slightly douche-ish fiance. And unfortunately, this film also served notice of how old Aniston is getting, which is more than a little depressing.

Among the plot holes was a seven-year period where Bateman’s character moved away and moved back, which was completely glossed over. And I certainly could have done without the lingering scenes of a dude playing with another dude’s sperm.

But beyond that, “The Switch” had a good soundtrack and an underrated emotional streak. Taking into account the predictability and how easily some issues were resolved, I actually found this movie kind of cute, and I really (really) don’t use that word very often in describing a film. And at the very least, it was better than expected after losing the coin flip to pick the movie to watch.




Friday, June 22, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Another Summer, Another UNC Scandal, Plus Raleigh Boy Done Golf Good




More hits for UNC-Defeat
On scandal, they keep hitting repeat
“Fraud” is Swahili for “passes”
The Carolina Way just means to cheat

Criticism they finally couldn’t ignore
The FBS to have a final four
Will it be fair to all?
Will it make sense for football?
A step in the right direction, no more

That hour that Twitter crashed
So many lunch plans were dashed
Thought evil Sandusky got away clean
Or maybe Kate Middleton became queen
But luckily, ‘twas only temporarily trashed

His fastball had a trail of fire
But when his trial got pretty dire
Not guilty for Roger Clemens
When life gives you steroids and lemons
Just never stop being a liar

“Tigger’s back!” said giddy ESPN
Ready to crown him Friday morning
But in the runner-up race
An odd thing took place
Webb Simpson won the damn thing

Last time

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 57





#1
A beer-swilling, ammo-toting, Polish-joke spouting bear by the name of Voytek. Badass of the Week? Nay. Badass of the Forever.

#2
So the hysterical “Veep” (starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a role closer to 20-years-later Elaine from “Seinfeld” than anything else she’s ever done) is like “Spin City” on crack. And that’s a good thing.

#3
Three teams in the land won a bowl game, went to the Sweet 16 and advanced to the baseball super regionals. NC State was one of them. Good year for Pack athletics.

#4
The zombie apocalypse won’t look like you think it will look.

#5
The way Roy Williams has “handled” queries into UNC basketball’s role in the pervasive academic scandal and cheating running rampant in Chapel Hill only feeds a widespread perception that local media kowtows to entities like UNC hoops. Until the local media learns that legitimate questions can’t be adequately answered with a lot of grab-ass, aw-shucks non sequiturs punctuated by a lot of “fricking” and “crap,” regional sportswriting will always be viewed as a joke from a national perspective. Maybe when someone gets around to writing the book “Poisoning the ‘Ol Well,” it’ll dispel the image of “press conferences” filled with guffawing, back-slapping and painfully forced laughter.

#6
Just in case you were curious about what a day in the life of the Most Interesting Man in the World looked like ...

#7
The HBO documentary “Breaking the Huddle” offered a no-holds-barred look at the slow integration of football in the South, complete with surprising revelations about Lee Corso’s role, how Hayden Fry led the way and why Michigan State was deemed the “Underground Railroad” of college football More stellar documentary work from the best production company in the business—HBO.

#8
Virginia catcher Nate Irving shares the same name as the former Wolfpack linebacker, but doesn’t possess the epic dreadlocks or bone-crushing intensity or awesome nickname of the latter.

#9
No one covering the NBA will admit it, but officiating has arguably been the deciding factor halfway through the NBA Finals between the Heat and Thunder. If Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook got half the calls that LeBron James and Dwyane Wade do, the Thunder would have closed this thing out already.

#10
That sound you just heard is Shell’s PR guy getting shit-canned.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

“From The Sky Down” Details A Band Finding Its Voice—Even While They’re Already On Top





“You must reject one expression of the band before you get to next expression. And in between, there's nothing.” ~Bono

Perhaps no wildly excellent band has successfully redefined their sound as many times as U2—just one of the reasons for my immense respect for this group. The starkly transparent documentary “From the Sky Down” took a look at the fragility of the band and the emotions involved in the making of “Achtung Baby” 20 years later.

At the time, U2 was licking its wounds from a difficult first U.S. tour and the bombastic criticism that came about after the release of the ill-executed “Rattle & Hum.” The disaster around these events allowed doubt to creep in, as they slowly lost their identity and confidence and became seen as the enemy in some quarters. “As an artist, your biggest enemy is your own history,” Bono said at one point.

Some of the inspirations that drove “Achtung Baby” were the new decade, the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of machine-age music, and the exploration of the clash of rock and club cultures. The realization was that they needed to risk it all to find a new direction, to reinvent themselves and how they may be perceived.

Bono, who appears to be slowly morphing into Robin Williams as he ages, seemed to be apologizing in his own way for the transformation he was going through as an artist during that time. Bono speaks of the band as a clan, with the music as sacrament, lending context to the behind-the-scenes footage of the band collaborating. The Edge refers to Bono as “one big idea,” leading the way into the discussion of how Bono finds the hook first, then writes the lyrics later, almost abstractly.

This process formed the heart of the most compelling part of this documentary. It was fascinating to hear how combined bridges resulted in a magic moment—the creation of “One”—that they all realized at the time. In some ways, the band felt that the genesis of “One” saved the band, and it was truly emotional to hear the first-person narratives about how that experience played out to each of them personally.

Almost as a defense mechanism against the dissenting voices, “The Fly” became Bono’s parody of a rock star, fueled by Zoo TV. (At one point, he said, “Let's use the force of what's attacking us to defend ourselves.”) In this area and others, the documentary was humorous, showing a self-deprecating collection of gifted musicians capable of looking back on a trying time from a safe place of justified, success-driven confidence.

The story became more about the band and how they needed hard love to find the appreciation of distinct and true personalities that would power them through the doubts and the criticisms. And in the end, “From the Sky Down” exists as, ironically, kind of the reverse version of “Rattle & Hum,” which in some ways is at the heart of this documentary. If their argument is that naivete came across as ego on “Rattle & Hum,” then brutal honesty is the antidote with “From the Sky Down.”

The result is a depiction of what happens when masters in their field deal with doubt for the first time, yielding an intimate portrayal of perhaps the defining band of their generation—warts and all.


Friday, June 15, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Ocho Or “Oh No!,” Plus A “Mad Men” Finale Deserving Of Three Poems




Realizing “Hard Knocks” fears
Sign “stars” with fading careers
#85 to South Beach
More than a little reach
Too late by about cinco years

Another epic boxing fail
The welterweight belt for sale
One more champion jobbed
Manny Pacquio was robbed
So how come Mayweather’s in jail?

Rick Scott the latest GOP groan
Credibility sunk like a stone
If suffrage is your best idea
Maybe just work at IKEA
And leave governance alone

The pompous bitch David Stern
Attacked Rome way out of turn
Worst commish out there
No accountability so he doesn’t care
He and the NBA will never learn

Joan rues a missed ‘ho chance
Lane missed, but Peggy’s back in pants
Beth shocked into no memory
Trippy Roger bangs Marie
As the newly rich agency expands

Ghosts from the Dick Whitman past
Catch up to faithful Don at last
A rotten tooth in need of extraction
Will he succumb to female distraction?
A cliffhanger, an eyebrow, a look vast

He’s “Mad Men’s” own Glass Joe
One punch and down he’ll go
Cheating Pete gets apartment in city
As sad Megan earns Don’s pity
Fade to black on one amazing show



Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ain't Nuttin' But Da Dad Life ...




One of these videos seems to come out every year or so. And I laugh a little and cry a little each time.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

This Semana On "As De La Hoth Turns"



Everything is funnier in Spanish.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Everyday People And the Illicit Secrets That Haunt Them Power William Trevor’s Startling “Selected Stories”


“Nothing of love had been destroyed today: they took that with them as they drew apart and walked away from one another, unaware that the future was less bleak than it now seemed, that in it there still would be the delicacy of their reticence, and they themselves as love had made them for a while.”

“Dark nourishes light’s triumphant blaze, but who should want to know?”

“‘You’re looking lovely,’ he said, and she heard but pretended not to so that he’d say it again.”







Few authors in the history of the world have possessed the ability to sketch compelling characters and engrossing plots in the span of 10 pages. The esteemed William Trevor is one of those—as he proved 48 times over in his remarkable “Selected Stories.”

This collection of short stories excel in depicting scenes from everyday life, yet drawing a story out of the minutiae and slowly unveiling the secrets that lie just beyond the monotonous. Dealing in the stark and ordinary, Trevor excels at depicting lives of Thoreau’s “quiet desperation,” unraveling the guilts, grudges, sufferings and mysteries even the most banal of us. He deals in the deviance that lurks just under the surface of seemingly commonplace folks living seemingly nondescript lives.

The stories often end abruptly, with little to no stated resolution, but usually punctuated by a momentous turn of prose. And no topic is out of bounds: faith, pedophilia, random violence, infidelity, murder, unrequired love, religion, deception ... they all fall under Trevor’s sights at one point or another. Many of the stories deal with religion and doubt, often having a parable feel to them. The humor is sparse, but present; irony and symbolism abound. The titles feature no pretense; they are stated matter of factly and without guile.

He casts many of his stories in terms of struggles, whether between tradition and modernity, Catholicism vs. Protestantism or old Ireland vs. the new United Kingdom. He populates his stories with lonely drifters, lost orphans, jaded hustlers and divided spouses, featuring only a single story that shifts to first-person perspective.

Leading off the collection was “The Piano Teacher’s Wives,” a beautiful story of a blind widower who marries in old age the woman he had given up for another before his first marriage. The second wife, Belle, struggles mightily to shrug off the ghost of the first wife, Violet (hard to miss the symbolism in the names of the wives), who painted the entire world for Owen.

“He understood, he did his best to comfort her; his affection was in everything he did. But Violet would have told him which leaves were on the turn. Violet would have reported that the tide was going out or coming in. Too late Belle realized that. Violet had been his blind man’s vision. Violet had left her no room to breathe.”

“After the Rain” offered a melancholy look at past connections and present failings for a woman experiencing another bittersweet end to another love affair, before culminating in a breathtaking final paragraph.

“He backed away, as others have, when she asked too much of love, when she tried to change the circumstances that are the past by imposing a brighter present, and constancy in the future above all else.”

“Gilbert’s Mother” eerily described the horror of a mother fearing—nay knowing—that her son is a murderer. Out of fear, she has put her life on pause, being subordinated to her disturbed son. The intensity and morbidity of the story underscored the fact that the son derived the strength needed to commit his crimes from his mother’s palpable terror.

“Her fear made him a person, enriching him with power.”

Rampant symbolism and serenity enriched “The Potato Dealer,” the tale of a woman holding a bastard at the hands of a priest, and the sad deal struck to protect her—and her family’s reputation. Staying with religion, “Lost Ground” was a stunningly well-written and melancholy tale of a Protestant boy who receives a holy kiss from the ghost of a Catholic saint.

Arguably the highlight of the book, the story includes the supernatural, alcoholism, religious persecution and puberty before ending in a kind of beautiful violence

“The family would not ever talk about the day, but through their pain they would tell themselves that Milton’s death was the way things were, the way things had to be: that was their single consolation. Lost ground had been regained.”

Infidelity and alcoholism permeate the two-ships-passing-in-the-night feel of the somber “A Day,” with the specter of barrenness overhanging a sad but tender end-of-day ritual.

“The morning that has passed seems far away as the afternoon advances, as the afternoon connects with the afternoon of yesterday and of the day before, a repetition that must have a beginning somewhere but now is lost.”

Continuing the string of heavy stories marking the middle of the collection, “The Mourning” details the recruitment and enlistment of an Irish mafia bomber, who eventually can’t ignore a dawning realization.

“Nor that he cried when he walked away, that tears ran down his cheeks and on to his clothes, that he cried for the bomber who might have been himself.”

“Le Visiteur” describes a fateful encounter between two souls from the viewpoint of a young man who misreads the mirroring of his own instant love in a beautiful young woman who seeks only to evoke jealousy. The entire life and future he had envisioned is dashed as he finally understands her intentions, yet we are unable to see the totality of his reaction to this crushing loss of fleeting “love.”

“It could happen like this that you fell in love, that there was some moment you didn’t notice at the time and afterwards couldn’t find when you thought back. It didn’t matter because you knew it was there, because you knew that this had happened.”

“For all this—for what had happened, for what was happening still, she had returned a stranger’s gaze. Destruction was present in the room; Guy was aware of that.”

Trevor employs the first person in the haunting “Solitude,” featuring a girl witnessing her mother’s infidelity, confiding in imaginary friends and eventually taking an unthinkable course of action to quiet the voices.

“I wonder when I gaze for a moment longer if what I see is the illusion imposed by my imagination upon the shadow a child became, if somehow I do not entirely exist.”

“Big Bucks” covers the relationship of a young Irish couple, together since childhood, united in their love of and yearning for America—only to discover just before their wedding that this comprised their only real connection. The foreboding, drifting-apart feel to this tale was inescapably sad.

“They would walk again on the strand, neither of them mentioning the fragility of love, or the disaster that had been averted when they were young.”

Extremely moving was “A Bit on the Side,” a sad, poignant telling of the delicate ending of a love affair. Loss dominated the sublime “Cheating at Canasta,” featuring a widower upholding his dead wife’s wish for him to visit their special restaurant alone. He eavesdrops on a conversation between a quarreling couple and subtly suggests that they treasure each other and the times they have. This pretty, quiet and extremely short tale manages to be charming in a scant amount of words.

“At Olivehill” was the melancholy tale of the death of a patriarch, followed by his sons’ efforts to turn the family farm into a golf course. His widow is tormented by hiding her sons’ plans from him in life, until she is recedes more and more within herself in the dark as progress overtakes her.

A woman suddenly leaves a seemingly happy relationship with an older man in “A Perfect Relationship,” overcoming him with jealousy and confusion. The wistful and sad story ends with her attempted return to him, rebuffed by his acknowledgment that they are in need of different things from their relationship.

“Friendship had drawn them together. Giving and taking, they had discovered one another at a time when they were less than they became.”

“The Children” tells the tale of a widowed man with an 11-year-old daughter whose silent defiance and disapproval of his plans to marry another woman test the bonds of their closeness. “Old Flame” offers a lot to react to, with a wife discovering the extent of her husband’s 40-year affair of sorts with two different women who happen to live together. The depth of intensity and emotion achieved by Trevor here in merely nine pages is purely stunning.

In “Selected Stories,” Trevor has created a fascinating inventory of case studies on the issue of malevolence, and how understated evil can take root in seemingly good people. He uses sparse, but dense and powerful prose to sketch characters that simultaneous detest and empathize with. For me, the seemingly quiet pastoral life will never be looked at quite the same—a tribute to Trevor’s ability to evoke emotion with an understated mastery of sparsely impactful prose.

Friday, June 08, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: We’re Running Out Of Eyes To Black, Plus Lane’s World Falls Apart On “Mad Men”





Another week, more N.C. flack
Embarrassment for our state is back
A fracking bill has passed
In case you like your water gassed
New state motto: “What the frack”

“Something Wicked This Way Comes”
Had me screaming for me Mums
The brilliant Ray Bradbury, RIP
He was from Waukegan like me
Made so many writers look like bums

Wisconsin politics makes me a gawker
A near recall for Scott Walker
And Mitt Romney, what the hell
“America” he can’t even spell
I weep for every upcoming debate talker

A jilted Miss P-A
Says it’s a rigged Miss USA
Shocking, I tell ya lawd
That Trump is some kind of fraud
He and it should just go away

Lane’s new Jag a lemon, clanging
Cutthroat Don back haranguing
TMI on Sally’s “change”
Creepy Glenn still strange
Didn’t leave Lane’s storyline hanging



Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 56





#1
I can’t contain my curiosity anymore: When did NBA players decide that it would be cool to start dressing like Urkel for postgame press conferences and who signed off on it?

#2
As a writer, I’m not sure whether this infographic about how a book is born is supposed to make you chuckle or weep. So I did both, and now I think there’s a book in it somewhere.

#3
A 94-year-old woman reunited with her son after 67 years. Good story. But I have to ask the obvious—if all it took was a quick Google search, what have they been doing for the last 20 years?

#4
Miami Dolphins coach Joe Philbin is a dead ringer for Father Jessup (played by Bruce Ed Morrow) from the epic “Seinfeld” episode “The Implant.” Maybe we can get a Costanza cameo on “Hard Knocks” this summer.

#5
That thing where a 19-year-old kid lived on the AOL campus in California for two months without them knowing. Side note: who knew AOL was still around?

#6
Maybe the most underrated new show out there is Fox’s “Touch,” and it gave an involuntary nod to a previous generation of comedy by casting both Mike Damone of “Fast Times at Ridgmont High” and Jean-Paul of “Seinfeld” (the marathon runner in “The Hot Tub”) in the same episode recently.

#7
As people are forced to come up with more and more clever means of barter in a dying economic system, you have to love the idea of the Little Free Library on the corner.

#8
Apparently, NBA analysts have decided that “volume shooter” is a more politically correct way to call someone a ballhog.

#9
The smile of a paralyzed woman who’s able to use her mind to get a robot to give her coffee gives you optimism that sometimes technology is on the right track.

#10
So perhaps I should just go ahead and scratch Australia off the ol’ bucket list ...

Friday, June 01, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Dolphins Seek To Fail On Cable-TV Scale, Plus “Mad Men” Makes a Ho of Joan?!




A “Hard Knocks” life for the ‘Fins
Cruel and unusual punishment for sins
Don’t need behind the scenes
To know what a trainwreck means
Maybe HBO can CGI some wins


Another state embarrassment? Jeez
For North Carolina, idiocy decrees
You can’t cover your backs
By trying to outlaw facts
Just like you can’t legislate rising seas

The Hornets won the top pick
Anthony Davis, the pogo stick
When will NBA fans learn
Not to cross David Stern
Another rigged lottery? Pretty slick

A combover atop a worthless lump
That’s fraudulent Donald Trump
He’s backing Mitt Romney
Who said rather calmly
“My magic underwear can hold another dump”

Peg says goodbye with soul
Megan fights for a play role
Say it ain’t so, Joanie
Pimped out to some jabroni
All Don’s women he can’t control