The bandwagon couldn't wait to applaud
And pretended to be suitably awed
The local media cupped his balls
Ignoring his cheating and falls
'Til they recognized a fellow fraud
Bobby Kennedy was a hero of mine
The most promising of his line
Now his son is killing kids
And selling out to the highest bids
Of American destruction, just the latest sign
Par for the course at UNC
Hoping to skip steps 1, 2, and 3
Tried to buy a culture and team
They've always been more "to seem"
Rather than "to be"
In football's return we bask
But so many questions to ask
Can the Wolfpack compete?
Can the Scooters repeat?
And how many issues can the 'Fins mask?
A heartless, creepy old man
Lies and deceives each spineless fan
On the young he preys
While every sycophant obeys
Trump or Belicheat -- decide if you can