Limerick Friday #414: Benched Back Salvages ‘Fins Season, Plus TWD Goes All In On Reboot

A team making a gain

Can the Dolphins sustain?

Gase finally finding his footing

The proof is in the pudding

All aboard the J-Train

They once called him the King

Had panache and a ferocious swing

A stylish raker

A helluva drink maker

Arnold Palmer, your praise golfers sing

Poor acting was all it took

To kinda ruin a great book

“11.22.63” wasn’t terrible

The story made it bearable

Stephen King deserved a better look

Players dropping like flies

But this fantasy coach really tries

I’ve moved to 6-1

But health, I need a ton

Before another great season dies

The uneven “Walking Dead”

That every fan did dread

The time had long come

To lose key cast and then some

But didn’t need to see that part of Glenn’s head

Last time …

Limerick Friday #413: The Soundtrack Of Baseball Bids Adieu, Plus State Rocks Like A Hurricane

A golden voice from the west

Evoked diamonds and homers and the rest

His was the sound of summer

His goodbye was a joyous bummer

Vin Scully, you were always the best

A sad goodbye to the Mad Hatter

Tons of wins didn’t matter

At a shit-ton of grass

Allergic to the forward pass

Les Miles, come help State climb the ladder

If this were a race

The 'Fins just fell on their face

A new year but all the same weakness

We're the burro running the Preakness

Better show something soon, Gase

Same ol' Mets I feel ya

They need a mojo healah

An offense full of jokes

And a 'pen of chokes

Somehow it all seemed Familia

Turned the Irish into a dud

With a slippery slide and a thud

Made Notre Dame swoon

In a Carter-Finley monsoon

Then celebrated with a roll in the mud

Last time …