Limerick Friday #400: A Milestone Friday, Plus The Underwoods Resort To The Lowest Levels

From an MSI blast back in time

To poems about SEO sublime

The 400^th week of this

Limericks that laugh and diss

Now my Fridays all rhyme

A year that was no vacation

The Pack reduced to low station

A season with no safe harbor

Made bearable by Cat Barber

Many thanks from Wolfpack Nation

Another season petering out

A whimper instead of a shout

Doctor Denise, a tough loss

But a crossroads they have to cross

Negin is now lurking about

Pro Bowls he once earned

‘Til he got old and burned

A pint-sized corner with hops

And a ratchet who never stops

Brent Grimes, marriage lesson learned

A Presidency in shards

With no corruption guards

Starting a war

For distraction and more

That’s the season of “House of Cards”

Last time …

Limerick Friday #399: Can A Pack Legend Help Turn Around The ‘Fins, Plus Blindsiding The Saviors Seems Not Smart

A franchise in the dumps

Perennial offseason chumps

But Mario was a baller move

Could help the ‘Fins find a groove

But we’ll still take our media lumps

Gutty but undermanned

Nothing went as planned

The Pack had a lot of heart

But a season of false starts

True fans will understand

The liver heals fast

Ghosts of the past

Marriage of convenience, indeed

When a campaign is in need

“House of Cards” has conspiracies vast

Bundles of cash fly around

Solutions bought but not found

It’s free agency time in the NFL

For those who’ve avoided cap hell

Overpaying and egos abound

 

Another rash decision by Rick

Will Nagin pull off the last trick?

Killing strangers in their sleep

Leads to many questions deep

Of bad outcomes, you can take your pick

Last time …

Limerick Friday #398: Dook’s Serial Tripper Roams Free, Plus “House Of Cards” Might Now Be Reality TV

Can shoot the three or dunk

A Lil’ Abner with some funk

Cheap shots for all to see

Hypocrisy from the ACC

Grayson Allen, Duke’s latest bitch punk

A welcome change of scenes

In a world inescapably obscene

The team takes to the Hilltop

While Abraham ponders being Pop

Calling out Nagin takes a lot of beans

Another situation unfunny

The ‘Fins have no money

Maybe they’re better off

To give free agency a scoff

And stop pretending things are sunny

B.C. gave them a scare-a

Remember the fat lady and Yogi Berra

A home loss would’ve been clowned

To the worst team around

Finally saved by Michael Cera

A political kick to the ‘nards

Ripping our government to shards

This actually isn’t about Trump

That pompous, bankrupted lump

It’s about the return of “House of Cards”

Last time …