Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXI: “Newsroom” Fades To Black, Plus Patience During The Holidays

Three seasons of “Newsroom”

They went by in a zoom

Through all the drama of right and wrong

It was about Charlie Skinner, all along

Sorkin tricked those who assume

After the Dolphins reach another low

Everyone but the owner seems to know

It’s time to press restart again

In pursuit of a playoff win

So sorry, but Joe has to go

Jax kissed a Mac truck grill

Ending the “Sons of Anarchy” thrill

A show with enormous holes

But it dragged you over the coals

Cartoonish but engrossing still

He’s the emo QB

Moodier than a child of 3

His whiny face smolders

In the City of Big Shoulders

Cutler ain’t cuttin’ it, ya see?

Traffic beyond reason

At work, no appeasin’

Yet the lights twinkle merry

The kids are excited, very

So grin and say, “‘Tis the season”

Last time …

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXI: The Commish With The Horseshoe Anal Implant, Plus Beth Shuffles Off The TWD Immortal Coil

Another playoff trip. oh boy

By using every owner ploy

But Shamrock used all his luck

Had me saying, “What the fuck?!”

Knocked out by goddam Colt McCoy?!

Playoff hopes barely alive

Thanks to a Geno Smith drive

Pushed around by the Jets

Escaped at the end, you bets

For consistency, we do strive

Down by five TDs

Still talking trash incessantly

Or maybe it was just Swahili

Expected better, silly me

Cheaters won’t be humbled, don’t you see

Lined up and punched ‘em in the face

Added to the cheaters disgrace

Hit ‘em until they quit

Then rubbed their face in the shit

The Pack took over the whole place

 

Impromptu lullabies

And anime eyes

With a shot to the head

Innocence lost on “Walking Dead”

For Beth, a fanbase cries

Last time …