He’s the worst of all the cowardly men
Looked out for his own interests again
Was once a well-respected Hebrew
Then he pulled the party switcharoo
How do you sleep at night, Joe Lieberman?
Bobby Knight wonders about Kentucky
And why their coach leaves schools so unlucky
They get probation, he gets a Ferrari
That’s the life of John Calipari
Pretty bad when Knight calls your morals sucky
He’s leaving the Worldwide Leader
Says MLB Network is much neater
Gammons is the latest to flee
ESPN is becoming a joke, you see
Thanks for adding to their demise, Peter
Losing Brittany Murphy, a sad day
She was hot in her own quirky way
Chris Henry was too soon put to rest
But because of his many arrests
His wasn’t a surprising story, hate to say
Tracy Smith suspended for a game
For calling out the officiating as lame
He said what they didn’t want to hear
So he won’t get a call in his career
ACC refs are a cheating, embarrassing shame
These sad limericks are rather rough
So let’s get on to happier stuff
The first Christmas for my little Ube
Santa’s brought her a present or 23
Nothing for me -- one miracle present was enough
Last time …
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