Of its former self, the U.S. is a shell
Case in point: Obama winning the Nobel
He never asked for this prize
Refreshing, a prez not telling lies
But the backlash against it, what the hell?
His marriage he did defile
Now he wants to reconcile
Conservatives don’t really care
About governor Mark Sanford’s affair
The Republican party: hypocrisy with a smile
The chase is on for the ‘Fins
The playoffs requires four more wins
Henne was hotter than a hair curler
Reminded me none of the Hebrew hurler
Just don’t throw it to Ned Ginn’s
Spend the day going “What the hell?”
No sales? It’s just as well
Petty bickering like teenage girls
Lotsa dirty oysters, but no pearls
At least having a job is pretty swell
The tabloids claim to have all the goods
E! TV is full of maybes and coulds
His appeal is dropping like a flop shot
He was an a-hole long before he got caught
Stay locked in your bathroom, El-Dick Woods
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