The stench in South Bend was getting smelly
So they shit-canned Charlie Weis and his belly
Tough times for Notre Dame
The Irish have been off their game
Good luck with all that, Brian Kelly
Walks around with his arm in a sling
Broke it jerking the media with his aw-shucks thing
Threw a guy out of the Queen Dome
For heckling his player in the Heels home
Need any more proof that he’s the douche king?
In Copenhagen, controversy roars
As the global temperature soars
Feet dragging at the UN climate summit
As optimism begins to plummet
The Green Revolution may necessitate some wars
Titles in Baton Rouge are the norm
Violation rumors as Miles's seat gets warm
Jamarcus Russell used to be the main guy
Now he’s benched for freaking Charlie Frye?
LSU football is in pretty rough form
Another illiterate, cheap-shotting Tar Hole
Suspended from the Muffler Bowl
He’d attacked a teammate previously
Then Bitch lied about it for all to see
More thugs=more raises seems to be the goal
Fake boobs and a hair spray head
Fake tan and older men did bed
Remember “Kids in the Hall”?
She looks like “Chicken Lady,” y’all
So, ding dong—the bitch is dead
Last time …
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