The douche returns to the bayou
Death Valley certain to be a drunken zoo
Saban lies, cheats and threatens the press
Blames everyone else for his self-made mess
Payback could be at hand for a fired-up LSU
Hope has become real, thanks to this brave man
As change has come to our hurting land
"Fix all this please," is all we can say
As America enters a bright new day
Now all seems possible as we whisper, "Yes we can"
From Wanchese to Corolla, beauty around every bend
A breeze off the sound casts your worries to the wind
A sunset that you always want to keep your eyes on
A bright future unrolling just beyond the horizon
Nothing like a trip to the OBX to help your soul mend
Only a coupla more months with W we're stuck
A brutal eight years ending with him a lame duck
Americans in every state are counting the hours
While he "leads" with the help of whiskey sours
I'm ready to say goodbye to a Prez who wasn't worth a $#@%
Stripes a 350-yard drive without hesitation or fear
Staggers to the next tee with a heater and a beer
Brought white trash to the PGA Tour
A fan favorite that everyone does adore
But not sure passing out in Hooters parking lot is good for his career
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